http://www.onemickjones.com/forum One Mick Jones en http://backend.userland.com/rss http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=170417#170417 170417@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Please Don't Hug Me comedy podcast - growing old and we don't like it Message: Bit nasal for me mate. ; ) Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:28:48 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=170292#170292 170292@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Please Don't Hug Me comedy podcast - growing old and we don't like it Message: They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Please Don't Hug Me is written and produced by TV writer, comedian, Sabotage Times columnist, sometime football journalist and all too often temporary office worker, Daniel Ruiz Tizon. He is joined every week by old school friend and 1980s school sprint champion Micky Boyd, who still believes in him. Each blames the other for the 13-year break in their friendship from 1990 to 2003. On iTunes: http://bit.ly/bjeP1a RSS Feed: pleasedonthugme.jellycast.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/PleaseDontHugMe Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:14:55 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=170107#170107 170107@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Modern Family Message: just start downloading it this morning..have read good review about it..their poster caught my interest that's why i downloaded it..:)  :)  :)  :) Fri, 03 Sep 2010 06:52:59 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=170057#170057 170057@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Favourite Monty Python sketch Message: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U0tDU37q2M Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:25:12 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=170010#170010 170010@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Favourite Monty Python sketch Message: Anything goes inAnything goes outOld pyjamasFish bananasMutton Beef or Trout Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:45:09 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=170008#170008 170008@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Favourite Monty Python sketch Message: Love Python. OK there was a public school thing going on, but in every comprehensive school in the late sixties early seventies kids would reciting sketches verbatim. Pet shop (I'd like a license for my pet fish, Eric. How did you know my name was eric? Not you, my fish's name is Eric. He's an 'alibut). Cheese shop (Camembert? Yes. Two ounces of that then my good man. Its a bit runny sir. I'm not bothered. I think it's a bit more runny than you'd like sir. I don't care how fucking runny it is, hand it over with all speed. Ooooh dear. What now? The cat's eaten it. Has he. She sir, its a she.), Self Defence (You shot him, you shot him dead. Well he was coming at me with a banana!), god there's millions of them. And what's really sad is that I can still remember them. Ground breaking and mental at the time - ok influenced hugely by earlier work, but show me a comedy that isn't. Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:36:37 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=170003#170003 170003@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Favourite Monty Python sketch Message: The only films that make me laugh time and time again are the Lesley Nielson ones.There was an advert on Sky last night for a season of films including some of his and i just burst into laughter when it showed the 'that's a large chest' gag. Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:09:25 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=169982#169982 169982@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Favourite Monty Python sketch Message: HUMPHREY: All right, settle down. Settle down. [clunk] Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you. Now,-- WYMER: Sir? HUMPHREY: Yes, Wymer? WYMER: My younger brother's going out with Dibble this weekend, sir, but I'm not having my hair cut today, sir. PUPILS: [chuckling] WYMER: So, do I move my clothes down, or-- HUMPHREY: I do wish you'd listen, Wymer. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed. Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we? [sniff] Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:08:46 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=169832#169832 169832@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Modern Family Message: Its only worth watching for the MILF quota.  It very quickly gets stale. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:08:15 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=169827#169827 169827@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Modern Family Message: Didn't grab me I'm afraid. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:46:39 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=169826#169826 169826@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Modern Family Message: Very good so far. I'm up to the Coal Digger episode. Loved the one with the woman from Cheers playing the crazy mum. Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:32:28 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=169586#169586 169586@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Penn and Teller bullshit Message: Yep, saw one on Walmart.  It's smart, straight talking and refreshing. Mon, 30 Aug 2010 22:15:52 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=169460#169460 169460@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Penn and Teller bullshit Message: Caught this by accident on a tv streaming site and thought it was superb! Cant believe its into season 8 and it wasnt on my radar?Watched the whole of season 8 back to back last night - very clever and very very funny! Many episodes aim to debunk what the hosts see as pseudoscientific ideas, supernatural beliefs, popular fads and misconceptions, and often from a libertarian point of view, the political philosophy espoused by both Penn and Teller.Seasons 1-8 here:http://www.freeonlineepisodes.net/watch … -episodes/ Sun, 29 Aug 2010 13:28:54 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=168289#168289 168289@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Wheeltappers and Shunters Message: Oi, watch it sunshine. You're talking about one of the Mersey Pirates there... Sat, 21 Aug 2010 21:47:51 +0100 http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=167873#167873 167873@http://www.onemickjones.com/forum Topic: Reeves & Mortimer Message: Loose Lips wrote:Djpekingman wrote:I think this series of shooting stars has been a bit of a return to form. Gloriously surreal again - but probably a lot of that is down to Angelos Epithimos. Brings back memories of Uncle Peter. Yeah I think that's fair. I quite enjoyed Shooting Stars this time round. Yep, I'm enjoying it too.  They needed to go away a bit but it's as good as it ever was."Smell" was the best one.  Uncle Peter, the labrador, Otis and Marvin, Donald and Davey Stott,  Mulligan and O'Hare, "CAULIFLOWERS TWO QUID", etc.   Anyone remember the Masterchef sketch with a massive headed Lloyd Grossman floating accross the stage to graveyard noises and bell chimes? Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:28:00 +0100