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Coming out of Robert Dyas in Weybridge with a new mop. He crossed the road and got into his 61plate Rolls which was being driven by a woman with big shades and a massive fur coat .


(5 replies, posted in Life)

Funny you should ask as I saw this today:



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Watched the first 2 series last year and it was better than I remembered - unlike a lot of TV from back then that hasn't aged well at all.

Pissed myself at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FS0YrTHaEI


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http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASI … HA/b3ta-21


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It's nearly coming to that - I'm currently walking around like some low jean wearing twat from a web agency.


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I seem to have become allergic to the nickel in my belt buckle - which is annoying, but can think of worse things to become allergic to.

I've seen ones for sale online in the states for mechanics and people who don't want to set off airport metal detectors - but anybody know where I can get one in UK? London preferably.

I'm not wearing braces either - before somebody suggests them smile

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 … y_Service/


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Of course! Cheers for that.


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I need to film a crowd watching sports so does anybody know of a Sports Bar in or around London that guaranteed to be bustling this weekend? The cheesier and more American looking the better.


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Engineering geniuses my arse:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery … mp;index=0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR69NDVK … =topvideos

And it looks like Ronaldo's been enjoying the home cooking.


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Something like this was on demand on Virgin when I got it installed in my new place - watched loads of good stuff on it, Sopranos, comedy specials etc

Then it just silently dropped off the listings one day without a drop in my monthly bill yikes

Not allowed Sky dishes here either


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Jose Antonio Reyes

Ricardo Quaresma


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Mmmmmm Spanish Nurse with a Dad that's a butcher - Sounds like she's got the lot.

Wouldn't break her heart tho if I were you - Might end up as a Chorizo Ingles   wink


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Yea I'd normally go and get them out, but it is hassle.

Plus I'm working up to and including xmas eve and haven't told the wife that I fell over.

(She's shorter than me, so can't see the top of my head)  smile


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Don't drink much these days but got well and truly caught out on the work's Xmas do.

Got so pissed that I fell over, got taken to casualty for stitches on the top of my head sad Luckily nobody saw and just thought I'd disappeared

I've go to wait until Xmas Eve to get them out which I reckon will be grief so was wondering if anybody knows if it's safe to get a mate to just take them out?

I'd use sterilised equipment and get some hydrogen peroxide of course


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Not my town - but a nearby one had to get Mick Hucknall to do it when Ronnie Wood was having that aggro with his young Russian piece


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Wembley Ikea - 930 on Saturday night

Rock n roll! Can't say too much since I was there too though   roll


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The Fall's Mark E Smith has claimed that he threw a bottle at Mumford And Sons at a recent festival.

The singer said that he took matters into his own hands because he did not like the sound of Marcus Mumford and the gang warming up their vocals.

"We were playing a festival in Dublin the other week," he told Australian magazine Brag. "There was this other group warming up in the next sort of chalet, and they were terrible."

He added: "I said, 'Shut them cunts up,' and they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them. The band said, 'That's the Sons Of Mumford [sic] or something, they're Number Five in charts!'. I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers."

The Fall and Mumford And Sons were both on the bill for the Electric Picnic festival, which took place near Dublin last month.


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Was nice to watch them all coming up Juan by Juan though


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Hope some loon who had a Stone Island with a Stanley in the pocket stolen turns up to claim smile


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no need now - found this write-up:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world … 98826.html


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Yea - I'll get Mrs Malinga to translate it later on