Topic: The Wedge...
...the flickhead, the flicker... whatever you knew it by. The best men's hairstyle ever.
Those eight seconds after you'd flicked, you've not felt like it since with any of your other hairstyles have you.
My eldest sister was a hairdresser. Full mashings in the house - one of those sinks that you thought was a slight second, big round brushes for maximum roundness and nozzles that concentrated the heat better than a James Bond baddie with a lazer and a jar full of 50p's for the meter.
She only had to see that drummer from Modern Romance for her to get all (ay, ay, ay, ay moussey) and the scissors and mirror would come out.
Hey, I went as far as having the hair underneath my mushroom cut really short so that I could lay the weighty mass across the pillow of a night so that when I awoke, I could assume full rounded silhouette within seconds.
Seconds, just like on Dare.