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Thought i'd better do the decent thing before posting any more shite.

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Stones or Bowie?

Lager or Bitter?

Red Leicester or Double Gloucester?

Balti or Vindaloo?

Eating tofu and hating it.

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Old guy in a hoodie? What does the hoodie feel about this? Are you related to Jimmy Saville?

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Titus or Steerpike? 

Bernard Hinault or Greg LeMond? 

Kit Kat or Drifter? 

Nobody's twisting your arm, or Why are you being so reasonable now?

If you copped off with a bird who refused to nosh you off, would you offer to make her some breakfast the next morning, then knock one out into her porridge and sit there watching her eat it, with a sly smile on your face?  Or not?

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Start posting shite, we need more.

Question 5, you've done this? I've never made a woman porridge in my life.

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Not me, Scout.  Some other oik from Wakey.

And cornflakes instead of porridge, which sounded rather odd.

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Cuts wrote:

Start posting shite, we need more.

Question 5, you've done this? I've never made a woman porridge in my life.

Woman Porridge? They should douche more.

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Bluddy hell.

Had to copy all the questions into Word and copy them back as i was getting confused

Stones or Bowie?

Stones I guess. Bowie ok when rocking but a bit too arthouse for a simple country boy like me

Lager or Bitter?

Lager is a drink for girls

Red Leicester or Double Gloucester?

neither of them are much gouda

Balti or Vindaloo?

Balti - gone soft. can't take Vindaloos any more

Old guy in a hoodie? What does the hoodie feel about this? Are you related to Jimmy Saville?

The hoodie doesn't speak. Probably just as well. I am not related to Jimmy Saville but know someone who is. Or was I suppose.

Titus or Steerpike? 

wtf!  Are they characters from Dickens novel?

Bernard Hinault or Greg LeMond? 

Oddly enough, cycling is one of the few subjects on which i am reasonably well informed.

Kit Kat or Drifter? 

Bit of a Twix man.

Nobody's twisting your arm, or Why are you being so reasonable now?

It won't last. I tend to be a bit monosyllabic. Please don't take this as rudeness, it's just a combination of a limited vocabulary and poor typing skills

If you copped off with a bird who refused to nosh you off, would you offer to make her some breakfast the next morning, then knock one out into her porridge and sit there watching her eat it, with a sly smile on your face?  Or not?

The latter and then send the recipe off to Heston Blumenthal.

Phew - need a lie down now.

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old guy in hoodie wrote:

Oddly enough, cycling is one of the few subjects on which i am reasonably well informed

You'll fit right in....
http://crankedupreallyhigh.com/
OMJers cycling site.

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What sort of cycling? The real stuff or playing in the mud? wink

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As long as its not compulsory to hug a hoodie still

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Cuts wrote:

What sort of cycling? The real stuff or playing in the mud? wink

(coughs)....Planet X....(coughs)......... wink

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Cuts wrote:

What sort of cycling? The real stuff or playing in the mud? wink

a bit of both.

Plenty of mud round here so seems a shame to waste it.

MTB         - Giant Boulder - upgraded forks and disc brakes
Road Bike - Giant Defy

that's all i could afford

Do the occasional sportive and a few duathlons. Crap at both due to lack of fitness/training, age, and general wear and tear*

*me not bike

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Left or right?

Right or wrong?

Tufty or the Green Cross Code Man?

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The Adams or Royal Wulff?

PK or Beechnut?

Runge-Kutta or Taylor’s Theorem?

Yazz or Yazoo?

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Defy (3), I liked that when I was shopping for a road bike, I just didn't like the attitude of the guy trying to sell me it. By playing in the mud I meant riding a Grifter not cyclocross which is, obviously, a real man's sport. YMIT even doffs his cap to those guys.


Trav you'll have mail.

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Cuts wrote:

Defy (3), I liked that when I was shopping for a road bike, I just didn't like the attitude of the guy trying to sell me it. By playing in the mud I meant riding a Grifter not cyclocross which is, obviously, a real man's sport. YMIT even doffs his cap to those guys.


Trav you'll have mail.

Indeed. They're fucking rock them cyclo cross lads.  Kid at work did the Three Peaks the other Sunday.  Turns up Monday morning with the mother of all shiners.  Me: "What did you run into?"  Him: "Pen-y-Ghent"

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Young Marxist at Tescos wrote:
Cuts wrote:

Defy (3), I liked that when I was shopping for a road bike, I just didn't like the attitude of the guy trying to sell me it. By playing in the mud I meant riding a Grifter not cyclocross which is, obviously, a real man's sport. YMIT even doffs his cap to those guys.


Trav you'll have mail.

Indeed. They're fucking rock them cyclo cross lads.  Kid at work did the Three Peaks the other Sunday.  Turns up Monday morning with the mother of all shiners.  Me: "What did you run into?"  Him: "Pen-y-Ghent"

If you want 'rock' get the latest Privateer magazine (maybe borrow it...nine quid....nine fucking quid????), article about John 'Shaggy' Ross the 'endurance' guy. Works a half day on a Friday, does 50 miles, goes to the pub, does another 50, bivvys for the night for a couple of hours then gets a stretch in coming home before the family are up Saturday morning.
Training for Alaska race? Rode from Bristol to Scotland over a couple of days.

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the questions seem to be getting more difficult.



Left or right?

er left

Right or wrong?

both but never at the same time

Tufty or the Green Cross Code Man?

i didn't realise there was someone else on here as old as me


The Adams or Royal Wulff?

No idea. Thought it better to profess my ignorance than google it and pretend i understood the question

PK or Beechnut?

Don't like mints. More a jelly baby man

Runge-Kutta or Taylor’s Theorem?

something to do with Maths i'd wager. Not in the GCE syllabus though.

Yazz or Yazoo?

The only way is up


   

Defy (3), I liked that when I was shopping for a road bike, I just didn't like the attitude of the guy trying to sell me it.

I'm lucky - good local bike shop that doesn't try to upsell.



Gratuitous cyclist in pain clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H34msV4wtjk

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Hi!Nice to meet you guys.The lee is here.

I think the question seems to be more complicated.
I will answer as I am newly registered here.

Thanks

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