Re: David Haigh, Cornishman, Tory, Leeds fanatic

Salem Patel has been calling out Journos on Twatter for writing about DH's personal site being down and alledged revisions to his history..

Chairmen on Twatter - who'd have thought it..

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king of the slums wrote:

Salem Patel has been calling out Journos on Twatter for writing about DH's personal site being down and alledged revisions to his history..

Chairmen on Twatter - who'd have thought it..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/articl … arris.html

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Re: David Haigh, Cornishman, Tory, Leeds fanatic

Why can't we have a normal club with normal owners ...that Milan Mandaric sounds like a nice chap.

"...and have you ever seen one better timed ?"

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You've got to laugh. Gore's right. This is turning into our biggest joke yet.

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You do know this isn't real... its a new Peter Kay series.

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So it seems we've been lumbered with either Walter Mitty or Bernie Madoff. That fucking gypsy's curse …

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Re: David Haigh, Cornishman, Tory, Leeds fanatic

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/01/article-0-1631221A000005DC-68_468x411.jpg

A Tory chancer who's portraying being a fan and a Lawyer by the sounds of it.

Gore's right, there's thousands of these sorts in the smaller encalves where ex-pats like to live. These are the twats in red jeans and polo shirt with the collar up briggade. The sort that will start their own Conservative think-tank for the British SME's in the region. They have to do that as they were never smart enough to go to Oxbridge, where you'd get into these circles on first-name terms by osmosis. Not so the kids from Southampton Poly with a 2:2 in hand, they need to raise their hand, or kick and scream, or fit a demographic (Warsi) to get noticed by the elite. For the rest, there's think-tanks and associations, fucking fan-club by another name..

GFH haven't got a pot to piss in let's face it - it's football ownership on higher-purchase.

As for DH - he's exactly the fat lipped buffoon we can see out here in Hong Kong any day of the week - he's part of the FILTH (failed in London tried Hong Kong) briggade. Only he's FILTB (Bahrain). He's the kind that when given a truly market-free economy, or level playing field, gets beaten pillar to post by the London barrow boy types, or the kid with two decent A-levels who always wanted to get into Corporate Finance (Do they exist? Yep, Stevenage will be full of them).

Anyway, this lad is a buffoon. A proper 'expat for the wrong reasons' - lifestyle choice then found a career to help him stay in an environment where he'd totally rebranded himself and was doing the 'last days of the raj versus elderado' thing - no way was he going back to London where he'd been found out once too often. I bet he's thinking, thank fuck this football team popped up..

That, and I hope Man U win tonight..

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Well I think he's a star. And his two mates.

You can see how they've made such a difference already lol

Defo turned up collar.

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One interesting sideline is the question of being a director of Leeds City Holdings. Not seen any evidence that any of the three "new" directors have ever been subject to Companies House rules and given Haigh hasn't appeared on LCH's list after nearly a month you woud be forgiven for wondering if they plan to only register with the Cayman Island shell...could they do that?

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Absolutely bang on that KOTS, I will save that ex-pat characterization/rant for future reference, applies to many of the middle classes (or even Tony Blair's working classes) you meet out here. Plums the lot of 'em, rugger wear and turned up collars, brill.

Snatching misery from the jaws of glory since, ooooooh, 1973?

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Mike Jones wrote:

Absolutely bang on that KOTS, I will save that ex-pat characterization/rant for future reference, applies to many of the middle classes (or even Tony Blair's working classes) you meet out here. Plums the lot of 'em, rugger wear and turned up collars, brill.

I believe the correct sartorial term is a 'popped' collar

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CBIT wrote:
Mike Jones wrote:

Absolutely bang on that KOTS, I will save that ex-pat characterization/rant for future reference, applies to many of the middle classes (or even Tony Blair's working classes) you meet out here. Plums the lot of 'em, rugger wear and turned up collars, brill.

I believe the correct sartorial term is a 'popped' collar

big_smile they need a website to sit alongside http://lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.hk/

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What, like this one big_smile

http://thepoppedcollars.tripod.com/

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/articl … -Sale.html

Like one of my clients - cunts can't pay on time.. big_smile

Brilliant!! big_smile

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king of the slums wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/articl … -Sale.html

Like one of my clients - cunts can't pay on time.. big_smile

Brilliant!! big_smile


It hasn't occured to me before that the sale date of 21st Dec is the same as the Mayan end of the world bollocks.

Coincidence?  Or something more sinister?

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spacecadetdave wrote:
king of the slums wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/articl … -Sale.html

Like one of my clients - cunts can't pay on time.. big_smile

Brilliant!! big_smile


It hasn't occured to me before that the sale date of 21st Dec is the same as the Mayan end of the world bollocks.

Coincidence?  Or something more sinister?

Its also my daughter's birthday,who (bless her) told me last night not to bother with a present,seeing as we're all doomed on that day!

Maybe we are,in a Leeds,dodgy talkeover sort of way!

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king of the slums wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/articl … -Sale.html

Like one of my clients - cunts can't pay on time.. big_smile

Brilliant!! big_smile

lol By the numbers...

Its box sets allround then. For boxing day games.

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king of the slums wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/articl … -Sale.html

Like one of my clients - cunts can't pay on time.. big_smile

Brilliant!! big_smile


Taking him at his work (yeah i know) Bates has spent 8 months making sure he was dealing with the right kind of buyer and they miss payment #1.  You couldn't make it up.

The lingering stink of the club predidency is the strangest thing though. Why hang about?  Surely he is a posonous presence to most paying customers?

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Reggie Perrin wrote:
king of the slums wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/articl … -Sale.html

Like one of my clients - cunts can't pay on time.. big_smile

Brilliant!! big_smile


The lingering stink of the club predidency is the strangest thing though. Why hang about?  Surely he is a posonous presence to most paying customers?

He's also a bully so will have tagged that on as part of the deal for his personal vanity.

Funny as fuck that they've missed a payment given that Bates cares so much about getting the cash in his greasy paws. The Trust will be lumbering into action any minute now...

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How hard can it be to get together 6 magic beans?


He's behind you!!!!

No he's not!

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No red trousers, but a belt with an H for the buckle. Dear me.

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'no!, NO!, Salim.... FFS keep the arm down and don't extend the fingers'

So thats four more  orders for 'Wish you were here' then?

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gore wrote:

'no!, NO!, Salim.... FFS keep the arm down and don't extend the fingers'

So thats four more  orders for 'Wish you were here' then?

Drysalters scrubbed up well since Bradford's viscious attack..

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Re: David Haigh, Cornishman, Tory, Leeds fanatic

Doing his Arctic walk for charity, which is admirable..

But not when you see that his target is £5000!

Five thosand quid? FFS

Him an investment banker, with his mates all at the Friday Brunches in Dubai, bet they spend that on coke and ladyboy hookers, the Tory batty boys..

All for show? Hope not.

Low ambitions? More probable..

Maybe he has no real friends?

I'm hoping he might be out there for some time..

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