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KoC has got his football league hearing today for the 'fit and proper person test'. On the FL panel is none other than Shaun Harvey :+)

Last edited by Mitaman (Wed 12 Feb 2014 6:20 am)

'a face like a binmans glove... like a Sea Bream's anus...like a dill pickle in a cobblers handbag'

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He's in good company then, didnt Harvey have to lie to a Parliamentary inquiry for Bates.

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I don't see him failing this but if he does what happens then, the sale wasn't subject to FL approval, was it? Can he put a puppet in situ?

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He'd do what we'd all do..





And put it through his daughter..

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Another two weeks for an answer apparently.

Be funny as fuck if he gets turned down, even with the kids fronting it.

The road crash and the wailing ....

"In the end, society is defined not only by what we create, but also by what we refuse to destroy."

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http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/new … lub-gently

New Leeds bidder promises to destroy club gently

John Foster with the latest on the Whites' ownership situation...
The Together Leeds Consortium has made a last-ditch bid to buy Leeds United, offering a sum in the region of £25 million while giving supporters a voice in the day-to-day destruction of the club.

Fans have been promised significant investment in directors' salaries, open channels of communication with an unresponsive Twitter account, and the opportunity to found a new club at the bottom of the league pyramid within 18 months.

Together Leeds hope to distinguish themselves from leading bidder Massimo Cellino, who has instead offered to destroy the 1992 league champions violently and grind the club’s ashes into the dust, much to the consternation of some fans.

“Unlike the Cellino family, we believe in a collaborative, community-driven approach to destroying Leeds United,” a TLC spokesman told FourFourTwo. “Fans can rest assured that we plan to destroy their team respectfully and in accordance with local traditions.”

The future of the Elland Road outfit has been unclear for some time, with a rival bid from investors Sport Capital foundering amid accusations that they planned to asset-strip the 95-year-old club, selling all of its best players and thereby destroying it. There has also been interest from Beelzebub Investments Inc, whose chairman Fred Satan revealed plans to sow salt over Elland Road while flaying Ross McCormack alive.

Barely a year has passed since the Whites were owned by a number of mysterious offshore companies intent on destroying the club, including Lutonville Holdings Inc, Outro Corp, and Leeds Must Die PLC, all apparently led by Ken Bates.

Against these shadowy entities, Leeds fans have welcomed Together Leeds with open arms. Season-ticket holder Sean Farley commented: "Like many fans, I’ve been impressed by Together Leeds’s vision of a modern, fan-centred, forward-looking catastrophe.

"It kills me to think of my club being destroyed by faceless bureaucrats or financial vultures looking for a quick buck at the expense of a century of tradition. No, I want to believe that my club is being destroyed by people who are prepared to listen to the fans before ignoring us and laying waste to everything we hold dear.

"Of course, in an ideal world our club wouldn't be getting destroyed at all, but in this day and age you have to be realistic."

However, it remains likely that the next owner of Leeds will be controversial businessman Cellino, who has spent many years reinvigorating Italian side Cagliari, hiring and firing 35 managers and playing home games 500 miles away in Trieste.

He is yet to be approved by the FA, but, despite being in charge of the Sardinian club for 21 years, has only acquired two convictions for financial crimes in that time, suggesting he is a nailed-on certainty to pass the ‘fit and proper person’ test.

"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."

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Hahaha... pisshead job club application time, blow jobs optional.

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/s … -1-6434947


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"In the end, society is defined not only by what we create, but also by what we refuse to destroy."

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hic...burp.

Site stalwart.

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Anybody else wish, seen as it's apparent he's not going away any time soon, that Peter Lorimer would just die?

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Uncle Peter will say whatever it takes to protect his fifty quid a week or whatever they feed him for being on call.

"...and have you ever seen one better timed ?"

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Does Lorimer influence anyone?

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He gets me fucking mad

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Foxy Dread wrote:

Does Lorimer influence anyone?

Yes, all those horn wearing Norwegians that frequent his back street boozer every other Saturday.

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But have the FL decided that Joe Dolce is 'fit and proper' yet?

http://www.last.fm/listen/artist/Art%2BAttacks/similarartists
http://www.stewarthomesociety.org/interviews/artattax.htm

¡No pasaran!

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgnYnl6IMAAouTg.jpg:large

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CBIT wrote:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgnYnl6IMAAouTg.jpg:large

Oh aye!

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Yeah !!!!

Got more soul, than a sock with a hole.

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Fit and proper.

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Brian Mc doesn't look very happy walking past on the track there.

"...and have you ever seen one better timed ?"

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So he might be dodgy as fuck, but his daughter's fit...

Ever seen Mussolini's grandaughter? MP with baps out. Maybe we could get the Mussolini's family in as well. I know they're a bit nazi, but...

http://www.last.fm/listen/artist/Art%2BAttacks/similarartists
http://www.stewarthomesociety.org/interviews/artattax.htm

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Culo bellisma!

If they put her in charge of fan relations I'll consider joining LUST.

Fascista, Communista, Tory Boy or Labourista, come and view the whole damn vista, om pom push

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albert herbert hawkins wrote:

Culo bellisma!

If they put her in charge of fan relations I'll consider joining LUST.

Fuck me Albert , she aint that fucking nice !

"...and have you ever seen one better timed ?"

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Well you can take Lorimer and Eddie for a threesome and I'll have her.  big_smile

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Probably have to reneg on the LUST thing, but it will probably be rendered irrelevant due to some lupara related "accidents" once  her dad has taken over.

"I have a stone in my shoe"...

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Cellino now loves McD so much he wants to form a band with him:


http://www.teamtalk.com/leeds-united/91 … -McDermott

http://www.last.fm/listen/artist/Art%2BAttacks/similarartists
http://www.stewarthomesociety.org/interviews/artattax.htm

¡No pasaran!

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