Re: Another Huddersfield Town fan in the news

Djpekingman wrote:
Young Marxist at Tescos wrote:
scootay wrote:

I remember years ago reading about a man who got caught Wanking off a dolphin. Off the coast of Britain somewhere.  The mind boggles. 

This guy who shagged the dead dog harvest, do we know how long it had been dead?

Ok, next time we get a new poster on here, first question asked: Have you ever wanked off a dog?
Second question: How about a dolphin?

The dolphin wanker was somewhere off south shields/newcastle. He was convicted of something - 'wanking a dolphin without owners consent' or something. Trav will probably be able to elucidate - for his legal skill I may add, not becasue he's an expert in aquatic mammal pleasuring. I refer you my earlier post...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world … 59961.html

Verily the mind doth boggle! How on earth do you toss off a Dolphin!?!  How do even find out how to toss of a Dolphin and why would you wish to? I do not recall ever watching an episode of Flipper and being even remotely aroused. Is there some sub set of porn called Blow Hole Action!?! Is it a sympathy fuck because of the tuna nets?  There's a documentary series in this.

Fascista, Communista, Tory Boy or Labourista, come and view the whole damn vista, om pom push

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Re: Another Huddersfield Town fan in the news

A few years ago a similar case was in court, Lad got caught shagging a dog.
The Judge enquires " Was the animal male or female ?"
Lad replies "Female of course, I'm not a fuckin puff" 

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Re: Another Huddersfield Town fan in the news

I Wood wrote:

A few years ago a similar case was in court, Lad got caught shagging a dog.
The Judge enquires " Was the animal male or female ?"
Lad replies "Female of course, I'm not a fuckin puff"

lol The old ones are the best.

The sentence would have been much longer but the dog refused to press charges.

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Re: Another Huddersfield Town fan in the news

You aren't telling me the dolphin couldn't have just swam off.

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Cuts wrote:

You aren't telling me the dolphin couldn't have just swam off.

The bloke was disguised as a Tuna, so he thought he was just being friendly.
Had him round to sort my piano out, sounds loads better, nice fella.

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Re: Another Huddersfield Town fan in the news

Djpekingman wrote:
Young Marxist at Tescos wrote:
scootay wrote:

I remember years ago reading about a man who got caught Wanking off a dolphin. Off the coast of Britain somewhere.  The mind boggles. 

This guy who shagged the dead dog harvest, do we know how long it had been dead?

Ok, next time we get a new poster on here, first question asked: Have you ever wanked off a dog?
Second question: How about a dolphin?

The dolphin wanker was somewhere off south shields/newcastle. He was convicted of something - 'wanking a dolphin without owners consent' or something. Trav will probably be able to elucidate - for his legal skill I may add, not becasue he's an expert in aquatic mammal pleasuring. I refer you my earlier post...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world … 59961.html

Shit! I was hoping to get an opportunity to be all clever when someone started about "fish shagging"

"You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter"

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Re: Another Huddersfield Town fan in the news

Post 11, my contribution to National Dog Day.

Call me up in dreamland. Radio to me man.

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Harvest wrote:

Post 11, my contribution to National Dog Day.

I don't think that sunk in first time around! Fuckin hell!

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Re: Another Huddersfield Town fan in the news

scootay wrote:
Harvest wrote:

Post 11, my contribution to National Dog Day.

I don't think that sunk in first time around! Fuckin hell!

It went over my head too. Put me right off me cocoa.

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Re: Another Huddersfield Town fan in the news

Ken Dodd's Dad's dead dog got bummed by a scouser in the woods

Diddy? etc

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