Re: Another Huddersfield Town fan in the news
Young Marxist at Tescos wrote:scootay wrote:
I remember years ago reading about a man who got caught Wanking off a dolphin. Off the coast of Britain somewhere. The mind boggles.
This guy who shagged the dead dog harvest, do we know how long it had been dead?
Ok, next time we get a new poster on here, first question asked: Have you ever wanked off a dog?
Second question: How about a dolphin?
The dolphin wanker was somewhere off south shields/newcastle. He was convicted of something - 'wanking a dolphin without owners consent' or something. Trav will probably be able to elucidate - for his legal skill I may add, not becasue he's an expert in aquatic mammal pleasuring. I refer you my earlier post...
Verily the mind doth boggle! How on earth do you toss off a Dolphin!?! How do even find out how to toss of a Dolphin and why would you wish to? I do not recall ever watching an episode of Flipper and being even remotely aroused. Is there some sub set of porn called Blow Hole Action!?! Is it a sympathy fuck because of the tuna nets? There's a documentary series in this.