Topic: Grumpy Old Men

Most on here are right set of miserable cunts. I include myself in this clearly. I reckon we frighten off a lot of would be posters just for being cantankerous twatbastards. Could we all try to be a little bit more cuddly, not in a gayer way, or some embrace your feminine side. Just a little bit less "outside - now!"

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aww, thats a lovely post hun, you're gorgeous.  ( stolen from kids facebook list of compliments )

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Hmm. Have to say that it was the high curmudgeon count that prompted me to sign up. Perhaps the tag line under the One Mick Jones banner should read "....we don't really mean it. Unless you're a proper cunt, of course"
*tries smiling*
http://d21cfcvj3lq0rt.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/flying-lotus-vampire-smile.jpg

The insurgency began.................and you missed it.

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twopointslost wrote:

aww, thats a lovely post hun, you're gorgeous.  ( stolen from kids facebook list of compliments )

adds two points lost to chin on sight list

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albert herbert hawkins wrote:
twopointslost wrote:

aww, thats a lovely post hun, you're gorgeous.  ( stolen from kids facebook list of compliments )

adds two points lost to chin on sight list

Miserable cunt.

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What drew me to this site was :
Leeds stuff
Wardrobe
Kaydubyas avatar of a nice arse repeatedly walking up some stairs.

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twopointslost wrote:
albert herbert hawkins wrote:
twopointslost wrote:

aww, thats a lovely post hun, you're gorgeous.  ( stolen from kids facebook list of compliments )

adds two points lost to chin on sight list

Miserable cunt.

Guilty as charged, and it takes one to know one.

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twopointslost wrote:

What drew me to this site was :
Leeds stuff
Wardrobe
Kaydubyas avatar of a nice arse repeatedly walking up some stairs.

Kayduya remains the author of the best line ever on this site on the dog wanking thread before the crash.

After four pages of doggy related vileness he posted.

"i don't know what all the fuss is about, I'm tossing a Basset Hound off right now!"

I had to clean tea off the walls afterwards

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albert herbert hawkins wrote:
twopointslost wrote:
albert herbert hawkins wrote:

adds two points lost to chin on sight list

Miserable cunt.

Guilty as charged, and it takes one to know one.

I didn't charge you , merely pointing out what you admitted in the first post. Thought you wanted niceness anyway. Cheer up babe.

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I'm not miserable; I just know what I like and don't like. I'm actually quite jolly when you meet me. Ask Mol!

(Think I got away with that one....)

http://www.last.fm/listen/artist/Art%2BAttacks/similarartists
http://www.stewarthomesociety.org/interviews/artattax.htm

¡No pasaran!

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I'm actually more miserable when you meet me. Lemmings dread me and run in terror, I am working on it though in a Guardian reading work-shop kind of way. Hence this thread, lets try to be nice to each other, or at the very least less heinous cunts than usual.

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Today should cheer some of us up:


https://www.facebook.com/leedsutd1919/p … mp;theater


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http://www.last.fm/listen/artist/Art%2BAttacks/similarartists
http://www.stewarthomesociety.org/interviews/artattax.htm

¡No pasaran!

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aye "it's alright for them's like laughing"

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albert herbert hawkins wrote:

aye "it's alright for them's like laughing"


'Appen!

http://www.last.fm/listen/artist/Art%2BAttacks/similarartists
http://www.stewarthomesociety.org/interviews/artattax.htm

¡No pasaran!

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what is that all about , seriously ? why 1st august , what happens ?

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twopointslost wrote:

what is that all about , seriously ? why 1st august , what happens ?

Everyone has to wear flatcaps, race whippets, sup ale and fight. Tha nos....

http://www.last.fm/listen/artist/Art%2BAttacks/similarartists
http://www.stewarthomesociety.org/interviews/artattax.htm

¡No pasaran!

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The great God Earnshore desends from the high pennines and kicks fuck out of some southerner before feasting on on lamb and Yorkshire pudding. At midnight a Brass band plays Ilkley Moor and we kill all the Sourtherners in the room

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90Piesanhour wrote:
twopointslost wrote:

what is that all about , seriously ? why 1st august , what happens ?

Everyone has to wear flatcaps, race whippets, sup ale and fight. Tha nos....

It's a load of bollox , but someone will have worked out that having "a day" brings in x millions to the local economy. Your description is Barnsley away isn't it ?

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twopointslost wrote:
90Piesanhour wrote:
twopointslost wrote:

what is that all about , seriously ? why 1st august , what happens ?

Everyone has to wear flatcaps, race whippets, sup ale and fight. Tha nos....

It's a load of bollox , but someone will have worked out that having "a day" brings in x millions to the local economy. Your description is Barnsley away isn't it ?

"Barnsley away" the sky lit by hardboard frisbies raining down on us like confetti. Such care free joy in our salad days.

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Barnsley away, main memory is of coming off the train getting boxed in over the bridge.

SY finest trying to control us all then charging down the hill were cars were parked at the back of the away end. My mate running past me as the dog handlers came at us and him picking a stone up and knocking an alsation out.

Dogs handler was a grumpy old man, he shit himself without his bleeding dog.

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Fuck me! This sort of thing - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-co … e-28621775

The insurgency began.................and you missed it.

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CharlieG wrote:

Fuck me! This sort of thing - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-co … e-28621775

Brummies for you.

Only those who dream will someday see their dreams converted to reality

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Djpekingman wrote:
CharlieG wrote:

Fuck me! This sort of thing - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-co … e-28621775

Brummies for you.

I wish his seed wiped from the earth

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Suppose here is as good a place as any - Been into Leeds, this afternoon, for the first time in ages. Fuck me, what a bloody shower of tools were wandering about! I've never seen so many women with (lots of) tattoos - no, love, you look fucking ridiculous.
Bearing in mind that I'm no sylph, the number of truly fat feckers made me think I was in some shitty town in Texas. Bad enough on it's own but please, people...................try and wear clothes that fit you and not something that was bought for an anorexic 12 yr old.
*wanders off, muttering. Did enjoy a pint in The Ship, mind.*

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Well I'm a fully fledged, card carrying miserable twat and the headlong rush to embrace all things US of A adopted by some in this country raises me to a higher level of twattery;

Obesity appears to be a fashionable life choice for some

Add to this;
Wannabe Gangstas
School Proms
Baby fucking Showers
Halloween

And you have got a thermonuclear meltdown as far as my tolerance levels are concerned.

There are others.....several hundred of them

"You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter"

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