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Wasn't Stevie Nicks just beautiful?   There is also no chance whatsoever she shaved her fanny either.  Good lass.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Reggie Perrin wrote:

Wasn't Stevie Nicks just beautiful?   There is also no chance whatsoever she shaved her fanny either.  Good lass.

Has any bloke ever refused at the last fence when he's encountered a hairy clout?

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Just done the first selection box of the season

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CBIT wrote:

Just done the first selection box of the season

I spotted some famous names chocolate liqueurs in Morrisons.. fuck me not seen them for thirty odd years.. I've polished off a few tonight.

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Seriously, I don't mind going in to work on Christmas Eve.

The insurgency began.................and you missed it.

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The great streaky bacon shortage reaches its second week.

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Bucks Fizz and a bacon sandwich!!
Unusual but kind of works on Christmas morning!

"A bigot,a person who is intolerant or hostile towards different social groups and who regards members of these groups with hatred"

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Old Wharfedaler wrote:

Bucks Fizz and a bacon sandwich!!
Unusual but kind of works on Christmas morning!

Can't beat a bacon sandwich on Christmas morning, choice of music a bit strange but anybody who can get a reference to doggy style sex in to a song and win Eurovision with it can't be all bad.
Take you from behind
and now you really gotta speed it up
And then you gotta slow it down
'Cause if you believe that our love can hit the top
You gotta play around.
Happy Christmas, Love the show, hello to anyone else that knows me.

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I Wood wrote:
Old Wharfedaler wrote:

Bucks Fizz and a bacon sandwich!!
Unusual but kind of works on Christmas morning!

Can't beat a bacon sandwich on Christmas morning, choice of music a bit strange but anybody who can get a reference to doggy style sex in to a song and win Eurovision with it can't be all bad.
Take you from behind
and now you really gotta speed it up
And then you gotta slow it down
'Cause if you believe that our love can hit the top
You gotta play around.
Happy Christmas, Love the show, hello to anyone else that knows me.

You know the words??

On me 3rd glass now so yes better slow it down!!

All the best Woody.

"A bigot,a person who is intolerant or hostile towards different social groups and who regards members of these groups with hatred"

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Old Wharfedaler wrote:
I Wood wrote:
Old Wharfedaler wrote:

Bucks Fizz and a bacon sandwich!!
Unusual but kind of works on Christmas morning!

Can't beat a bacon sandwich on Christmas morning, choice of music a bit strange but anybody who can get a reference to doggy style sex in to a song and win Eurovision with it can't be all bad.
Take you from behind
and now you really gotta speed it up
And then you gotta slow it down
'Cause if you believe that our love can hit the top
You gotta play around.
Happy Christmas, Love the show, hello to anyone else that knows me.

You know the words??

On me 3rd glass now so yes better slow it down!!

All the best Woody.

Cheers OW all the best to you and yours.
Lyrics always used to make me laugh at the time , can't believe Mike Read didn't ban it,. anyway  I'm  off to Relax.
Happy Christmas to all.

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Stuffed. Ah, pork pie, you say....?

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Ya know what... the Christmas dinner I made today is the tastiest dinner I've ever had.. fuck me it was simply stunning..

I'd watched a bit of Sunday brunch the other week in a hotel in Liverpool after the Mick head gig.  They did a butternut squash basted in chilli and said it was stunning. They said don't use boring carrots..  serve this up.. wow it was fuckin amazing and one of the spiciest things I've ever eaten. Made me sweat like a bastard on the bald spot

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Death by turkey

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"Theresa May is the worst person at controlling a party since Michael Barrymore." - Frankie Boyle

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Back from the gym. There was just me and one of the local, elite triathletes.
Infrared to ultraviolet.

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Just shoved 3 copies of today's Daily Fail into the bin whilst waiting for my car to be serviced. Nobody needs to read that shite. I'm offended at being offended.

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I love the Daily Fail
Apparently Lady Di was killed by an asylum seeker who was fiddling benefits

ambition beyond ability

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Becks Blue int bad, like.

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The guinea pig that we thought had died a few weeks ago but woke up has really died this time.  We've had it so long that no one can remember what it's name was.  We reckon it lasted ten year.  That's probably a cricket score for a guinea pig.

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‘I’m Free Range.’

It’s about Yugoslavia.

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space wrote:

The guinea pig that we thought had died a few weeks ago but woke up has really died this time.  We've had it so long that no one can remember what it's name was.  We reckon it lasted ten year.  That's probably a cricket score for a guinea pig.

It wasnt called David Cassidy was it ?

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Precinct Boy wrote:
space wrote:

The guinea pig that we thought had died a few weeks ago but woke up has really died this time.  We've had it so long that no one can remember what it's name was.  We reckon it lasted ten year.  That's probably a cricket score for a guinea pig.

It wasnt called David Cassidy was it ?

Fuck knows.  My daughter got it when she left middle school.  She is now 23 and has a flat of her own and a child.  When she left home she didn't take it with her.  How long are these fuckers supposed to live?

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Just for info - you don't find many Greggs' in Fulham/Chelsea

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:

Just for info - you don't find many Greggs' in Fulham/Chelsea

Following a recent visit, I noted that there are at least 3 branches of Greggs in Mansfield town centre.

I suspect that the good people of Mansfield just don't realise how better off they are than the residents of west London.*

*Assuming one has a penchant for Greggs' products. Talking of which, we haven't seen much of Gore recently.

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Just had the bi-annual "Bloody how much?!!??" conversation at the opticians.

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