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Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:

There's a zit on my ballsack,  what am I gonna do......

Is that to the tune of rat in the kitchen ?

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Precinct Boy wrote:
Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:

There's a zit on my ballsack,  what am I gonna do......

Is that to the tune of rat in the kitchen ?

Exactly smile

You hum it and I'll play it

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Them Norwegian bros as something else , and the 17 year old - amazeballs

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Managed to get hold of some oxblood shoe polish for the brogues - Cumbria's a bit of a sartorial backwater. Very cathartic polishing shoes,  whilst listening to music.

The insurgency began.................and you missed it.

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Got a stone on Bremner Square from kids for me birthday, well chuffed best present ever.

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About to try and fix a toilet rather than pay £80 for someone in a van to come and do it.  How difficult can it be?

Leeds United:  Boiling Barnsley's piss since 2018.

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space wrote:

About to try and fix a toilet rather than pay £80 for someone in a van to come and do it.  How difficult can it be?

Simple really. What could possibly go wrong?

The insurgency began.................and you missed it.

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CharlieG wrote:
space wrote:

About to try and fix a toilet rather than pay £80 for someone in a van to come and do it.  How difficult can it be?

Simple really. What could possibly go wrong?


Phoning the plumber.

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space wrote:
CharlieG wrote:
space wrote:

About to try and fix a toilet rather than pay £80 for someone in a van to come and do it.  How difficult can it be?

Simple really. What could possibly go wrong?


Phoning the plumber.

The grasping cunt told me how much he charged so I had another go myself.  Took it apart and rebuilt it - but this time I used the spongy thing that looks like a giant washer that was in the bottom of the box.  It doesn't piss water out now.

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space wrote:
space wrote:
CharlieG wrote:

Simple really. What could possibly go wrong?


Phoning the plumber.

The grasping cunt told me how much he charged so I had another go myself.  Took it apart and rebuilt it - but this time I used the spongy thing that looks like a giant washer that was in the bottom of the box.  It doesn't piss water out now.

You are a fine example to us all

I bow in admiration of your persistence and rigour

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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I want to stare at Lorraine Pascal's ftumch

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Could just go some fried bread.

Call me up in dreamland. Radio to me man.

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Harvest wrote:

Could just go some fried bread.

But you better hope that there isn't a judgemental bastard behind you in the buffet queue. big_smile

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Watching the Morecambe and Wise thing on beeb 2, forgot how funny they  were



No need for the cunting laughter track though

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CBIT wrote:

Watching the Morecambe and Wise thing on beeb 2, forgot how funny they  were



No need for the cunting laughter track though

Eric Morecambe was a master of delivery.  Ernie Wise was the epitome of deadpan.  Eddie Braben was a one of the most prolific writers of TV comedy ever.

Together they were the holy trinity of prime time light entertainment.

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Drove 442 miles today. 400 more to do tomorrow. Overnight ferry next year....

She’s the main man in the office in the city and she treats me like I’m just another lackey, but I can put a tennis racket up against my face and pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki...

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Nails could so with a clip.

Call me up in dreamland. Radio to me man.

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Got The The tickets for later this month. Never seen them. Thought I'd be a bit more enthusiastic about it than I am.

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Shift so far. Seen David Moyes walking through the station after USA Brasil. Three toilets blocked. Closed jacks 'til the am when reinforcements arrive.
3am wide awake.

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No word of a lie I had a mate who used to call shower gel "niggers pussy material".

I don't know why or even how but he did.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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£30k to do a bloody back garden that's only 16m x 14m

Do one!

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Just done a SBD in a 90-day planning meeting at work

Think I've got a way with it

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Fending for myself for a few days as missus. Is in Spain
Decided to be lazy and get a pizza from the supermarket
No American Hot so asked the guy serving to make one up
Do you want cheese on the top? He asked
Me being Mr pedant asks What sort of cheese?
"Grated" came the reply
I love Castleford Asda.

ambition beyond ability

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smile

Call me up in dreamland. Radio to me man.

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Wife:  I've not had a fag for two days and I want to stab the next person who pisses me off.

Me:  < silence >

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