Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Got a little bit of bacon stuck in between my front teeth. Can't find anything to pick it out with.

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Nice one. Worked a treat.

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

I also have some bacon stuck in my teeth. I'll drop you a pm so you can send me that paperclip.

[i]Freak out, Sugar! Come with us to Grantham[/i]

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Swiled some tea round my mouth.

It dislodged it.

It was like having afters. big_smile

[i]Freak out, Sugar! Come with us to Grantham[/i]

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Got some a little bit of chicken stuck in between my front teeth. Can't find anything to pick it out with. Threw the unfolded paper clip away after picking out the bacon. Damn!

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Panic over: used the folded corner of a post-it note.

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Just eaten a jacket potato too quickly. Manic heartburn.

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Water polo and meeting deadlines.

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Oh: sip cold milk.

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Woah, that works. I never need buy a packet of Rennies again. Cheers FH.

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Water polo and meeting deadlines.

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Jesus this is reading like a thriller............. will you lot calm down and have a bit of respect for the thread?

I’ll be an atheist until the day I die.

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My missus has told me she's put the Christmas decorations away, but the box they live in is still in this room not the loft. I wonder what packaging she used.

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I've just drunk someones bottled water out of the fridge at work.

Im going to fill it up with tap water. Doubt they'll notice (whoever they are)

If I don't see you through the week
I'll see you through the window.

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Just bought one of those mokka bullshit things from Starbucks and it doesn't taste at all like coffee.

Oh yeah, the Nikkei's up and I've been daydreaming about getting a Brass in...

snake hips

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I've only got one tiny bit of power left on my mobile, and I've left my charger at home.

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I HAVE A MASSIVE BRUISE ON MY ARM FROM SHOOTING THE SHOTGUN BADLY

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

scab up bugle .. need cream

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Furry tongue from a strong cup of coffee: tips to cleanse?

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Kick back off a can, ive now got coke up my nose.

"Bet y'cunt, I bet you couldn't resist!"

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Keeps you thin though, WWW.

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Water polo and meeting deadlines.

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Just fixed my washing machine. Shredded sock was the culprit. 4 hours later. No tea. My knees ache.

He’s walked back to his youth and hymned the young man he was with knowing affection, despite the rain of bitter knowledge manhood has inevitably brought him.

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This pen shouldn't be here.

[i]Freak out, Sugar! Come with us to Grantham[/i]

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I'm hungry but can't be arsed going to get myself owt

snake hips

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Do I dial 9 for an outside line?

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Cleaned out my ear wax with a biro top.

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Just let rip in the office - no one around except me.

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Get the ale in!

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