Re: Nit Nat Reborn

I think I prefer the alarm clock there.

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Just found my wallet which I'd reported stolen by a devious pickpocket 3 months ago under my desk

If teams wanted to kick us we could kick em back, if they wanted to play us, we could play em off the park

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tommy_gun wrote:

Just found my wallet which I'd reported stolen by a devious pickpocket 3 months ago under my desk

Check none of the borrowers have wanked into it. Look out for fragments of very tiny porn.

"there's nothing gay about hell.."

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well I got to splash out on a new one so fair enough

If teams wanted to kick us we could kick em back, if they wanted to play us, we could play em off the park

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Just went to pour me a brew and realised i hadn't pushed down the button on the kettle, annoying.

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Just found a fiver in my coat pocket. cool:cool:

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I might think about moving my alarm clock as well.

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My sons got a watch.

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kaydubya wrote:

Just found a fiver in my coat pocket. cool:cool:

Quick, put it in the cupboard.

"there's nothing gay about hell.."

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thewrongimpression wrote:
kaydubya wrote:

Just found a fiver in my coat pocket. cool:cool:

Quick, put it in the cupboard.

Not after last time. roll

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Guardian Quick Crossword clues didn't match layout yesterday. Very confusing

no apology today either

Following two chevrons behind

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Womble wrote:

Theirs a hair on my keyboard, not one of mine.

Pubic?

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I am quite suprised by the price of my sandwich

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I reckon using the quick post option on this thing saves you about one second. Mind you, you'll never get that one second back, will you? Ever.

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I tell you what I fucking hate. That new 'laugh out loud' smiley. lol Looks like you're absolutely pissing yourself. The old one was more "ha, funny, like it..." etc. The new one just makes you look like a simpleton.

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i can't get any of the new smilies to work at all

i don't like using them much anyway

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i think i'll do that expenses form on monday

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Womble wrote:

TWI just got the thickest Chicken Tikka and salad sarnies I've ever seen.

Fulmines just caught the biggest fish I've ever seen but we're not bragging about it.

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Cunting thing's on my foot

http://www.liewcf.com/blog/wp-images/biggest-catfish.jpg

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fulmine wrote:

Cunting thing's on my foot

http://www.liewcf.com/blog/wp-images/bi … atfish.jpg

Never mind your foot how do I get mi'fingers out of it's gob?

Womble he's 3 in that pic, he'd moved onto much more complex reading material by that point roll

*mumbles 'What a twat.'*

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Womble wrote:

Who's the gay cowboy looking fella by the window of the house?

That's you that is.

I’ll be an atheist until the day I die.

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I just breathed in. And out.

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The sky is an amazing bright pink.

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Just had the old five o'clock piss.

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Re: Nit Nat Reborn

Woman I'm working with keeps saying "here's the thing". Any minute now I'm going to yell, "no, here's the fucking thing" and boot the shit out of her.

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