Topic: John Otway
Walked into local theatre bar to watch a comedy thing in their sideroom. Bought a drink and sat at the only available chair. Found I was face to face with someone who looked like John Otway. Then someone asked him for an autograph so I though it must be John Otway. Caught his eye and he said hello. I said something like "Areet. Are they keeping you busy?" He looked at me like I was insane.
Put my glasses on and found the whole room was covered in "Tonight - John Otway" posters.
"Ahhhh" I said as the penny dropped. Me being a blind cunt I'd walked into the wrong room.
I beat a hasty retreat without doing the full Fulmine.
Last edited by space (Tue 07 Feb 2017 4:03 pm)