Topic: Joined at last

Been a viewer of the this site for a couple of years now and finally decided to join just in case I felt the need to add my two peneth. I am an old twat who has supported everything Leeds all my life, I am fairly well travelled but have only ever lived in Leeds. I enjoy the site for memories of things gone by that I can relate to and the piss taking that goes on ( I refuse to call it banter as I think that is a fucking awful phrase maybe because I'm an old twat ) .

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Didn't we used to fire loads of questions about cold lamb and what you call a bread cake?

Welcome

She’s the main man in the office in the city and she treats me like I’m just another lackey, but I can put a tennis racket up against my face and pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki...

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What about cold lamb ? And I call a spade a spade and a bread cake a bread cake.

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What's your favourite Canned Heat track?

Call me up in dreamland. Radio to me man.

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Welcome aboard.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Fresh (old) blood!

Wonderful.

Iceland or Greenland (choose wisely).

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Harvest wrote:

What's your favourite Canned Heat track?

Let's work together or going up the country can't decide.

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Loose Lips wrote:

Fresh (old) blood!

Wonderful.

Iceland or Greenland (choose wisely).

Not been to either ( I know well travelled my arse ) mate of mine keeps telling me I need to go to Iceland I presume he means the country

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Reggie Perrin wrote:

Welcome aboard.

Cheers

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Welcome

Tony Currie or Usain Balti?

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:

Welcome

Tony Currie or Usain Balti?

Tony every time (mild one mind )

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Precinct Boy wrote:
Harvest wrote:

What's your favourite Canned Heat track?

Let's work together or going up the country can't decide.

You're in. Take a seat.

Call me up in dreamland. Radio to me man.

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Men are split into two types of people:  Those who can name someone who has inappropriately touched a dog and those who have themselves inappropriately touched a dog.

So cough up the name of a dog toucher or post your admission here.

People are Twats

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Is this experience all you dreamed it would be so far PB?

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space wrote:

Men are split into two types of people:  Those who can name someone who has inappropriately touched a dog and those who have themselves inappropriately touched a dog.

So cough up the name of a dog toucher or post your admission here.

Or have you been to Huddersfield or have you not been to Huddersfield.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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..... and your favourite member of the Wu Tang Clan is???

The insurgency began.................and you missed it.

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CharlieG wrote:

..... and your favourite member of the Wu Tang Clan is???

We've stepped this Q&A up a little haven't we?

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space wrote:

Men are split into two types of people:  Those who can name someone who has inappropriately touched a dog and those who have themselves inappropriately touched a dog.

So cough up the name of a dog toucher or post your admission here.

I touch my dog every day, although not in a Huddersfield way. Then again he is a terrier, I'm getting confused now ! Definitely not into sex with animals though.

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Loose Lips wrote:

Is this experience all you dreamed it would be so far PB?

Didn't expect all these tricky questions to be fair.

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CharlieG wrote:

..... and your favourite member of the Wu Tang Clan is???

Who tang clan ?

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Reggie Perrin wrote:
space wrote:

Men are split into two types of people:  Those who can name someone who has inappropriately touched a dog and those who have themselves inappropriately touched a dog.

So cough up the name of a dog toucher or post your admission here.

Or have you been to Huddersfield or have you not been to Huddersfield.

Many times on missionary work

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Precinct Boy wrote:

What about cold lamb ? And I call a spade a spade and a bread cake a bread cake.

I never got the cold lamb stuff either. Welcome aboard.

She’s the main man in the office in the city and she treats me like I’m just another lackey, but I can put a tennis racket up against my face and pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki...

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There's them what think lamb cannot be served as a cold cut after a roast due to lamb being too fatty as a meat. These people insist that left over lamb must be cooked once again or at the very least "warmed through." With the exception of banging it in a curry on the second day, people who feel the need to warm up slices of roast lamb are just not right in the head. They are the devil's children and probably eat with the same hand they wipe their arse with...

Last edited by king of the slums (Wed 16 Aug 2017 1:44 am)

#DoTheDai \o/

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Welcome aboard

Managerial endeavour = houses = money.

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If you were an apprentice gladiator in the Roman amphitheatre, would you prefer to be armed with net and trident, or sword and shield?

Favourite Fall album?

"We are The Fall"

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