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Who's done the yoga then?

Got a taster class tomorrow.

I'm muddle class me...

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Fuck me,this should be entertaining!

*taps fingers *

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I go to the gym twice a week and swim three times a week.

When getting changed after swimming, I can't put my socks on without a 'fuckin' hell'...

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I've often thought about yoga, that's as far as I got. Im all the wrong shape for that carry on.. love swimming though and play footy at least once a week. Report back after the taster session.

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Yeah let us know. I run, play football but ache like fuck.

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Never heard a bad thing about yoga. Meant to be good for the body and the noggin.

Site stalwart.

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Are we talking Ski or Langley Farm?

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I've had a go. Challenged by Mrs YMaT a few years back.  Even doing it half right is very hard work. Like to think I'm in fair wrap but there were a fair few postures I couldn't get near.

Good luck

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Lycra

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Nay, not lycra, loose.

Instructor says she'll lend me and the missus some mats but stressed loose pants and t-shirt.

So having no tracksuit bottoms, I nipped into the only place open last night - Sports Direct.

Jesus, you been in there? Lonsdale, Slazenger, Everlast - I'd rather wear lycra.

Got some plain tracky bottoms (not elasticated ankles mind) from M&S.

Fuck me I AM OLD...

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Young Marxist at Tescos wrote:

I've had a go. Challenged by Mrs YMaT a few years back.  Even doing it half right is very hard work. Like to think I'm in fair wrap but there were a fair few postures I couldn't get near.

Good luck

Is that for collection or delivery?

Collection please.

Be about 20 minutes. What name please?

Elaine.

Ooh. We already have two Elaines coming in soon, bit wierd. Can I take your last name...Mrs...

*mumbles*

Sorry...Mrs..?

YOUNGMARXISTATTESCOS!!!

Ok..thanks. Is the AT a normal at or like an at sign. Y'know, like an email at. Or Twitter or something.

Just a normal at.

Ok

Ok

Right. So that's one chicken with oyster sauce with egg fried rice, one beef with green peppers with boiled rice, two pancake rolls, one prawn toast and a portion of chips.

Yes, thanks.

Under the name of Mrs Youngmarxistattexaco. Be about 20 minutes ok?

Tescos.

Sorry?

It's Tescos. Not Texaco.

Ok. Bye.








Bye.

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Harvest wrote:
Young Marxist at Tescos wrote:

I've had a go. Challenged by Mrs YMaT a few years back.  Even doing it half right is very hard work. Like to think I'm in fair wrap but there were a fair few postures I couldn't get near.

Good luck

Is that for collection or delivery?

Collection please.

Be about 20 minutes. What name please?

Elaine.

Ooh. We already have two Elaines coming in soon, bit wierd. Can I take your last name...Mrs...

*mumbles*

Sorry...Mrs..?

YOUNGMARXISTATTESCOS!!!

Ok..thanks. Is the AT a normal at or like an at sign. Y'know, like an email at. Or Twitter or something.

Just a normal at.

Ok

Ok

Right. So that's one chicken with oyster sauce with egg fried rice, one beef with green peppers with boiled rice, two pancake rolls, one prawn toast and a portion of chips.

Yes, thanks.

Under the name of Mrs Youngmarxistattexaco. Be about 20 minutes ok?

Tescos.

Sorry?

It's Tescos. Not Texaco.

Ok. Bye.








Bye.

You daring to suggest that's not her real name?
Sacrilege!

Just shown Mrs Old Wharfedaler your post and she's fuming!

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Expanding Man wrote:

Who's done the yoga then?

Got a taster class tomorrow.

I'm muddle class me...

Wife used to do yoga , i hope you have total control over your bowels because when your in that position posture and the instructor says hold it there for a while you have no control , wife talked of laughter and sniggers all the way thru her classes with farts .

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Lad I mountain bike with does it. Reckons it's transformed his fitness, posture etc. Load of pro riders do yoga or plates.

She’s the main man in the office in the city and she treats me like I’m just another lackey, but I can put a tennis racket up against my face and pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki...

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Travis Bickle wrote:

Lad I mountain bike with does it. Reckons it's transformed his fitness, posture etc. Load of pro riders do yoga or plates.

Plates?

You need a trip to the opticians lad!

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Or school.....

She’s the main man in the office in the city and she treats me like I’m just another lackey, but I can put a tennis racket up against my face and pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki...

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OK, did 1.30 - 3.30pm today.

Feel tired but awake, and a little bit uncoiled.

It's harder than it looks for sure, and some of the 'poses' really unravel you.

I'll do it again.

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Doing the old Tae Kwon Do helps with flexibility. I can touch parts of my body I didn't know I had.


Can even do the old Lotus Position (ps. not a euphemism)


The added bonus is you learn how to kick someone in the head, too.

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Don't they reckon you should never kick above waist height in a 'real' fight?

She’s the main man in the office in the city and she treats me like I’m just another lackey, but I can put a tennis racket up against my face and pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki...

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Trackie bottoms...Exactly!

Did you manage a headstand? I am told this is the 'queen' of postures, whatever that means

Btw, the wife actually IS called Elaine Youngmarxistattescos

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I thought I looked liked this:

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Instructor's face intimated this is what I was doing:

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Old Wharfedaler wrote:

Are we talking Ski or Langley Farm?

big_smile

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Went again tonight, room was packed.

You can tell who's been doing it for a while. All coordinated and flexible. Not groaning and panting like me.

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Expanding Man wrote:

Nay, not lycra, loose.

Instructor says she'll lend me and the missus some mats but stressed loose pants and t-shirt.

So having no tracksuit bottoms, I nipped into the only place open last night - Sports Direct.

Jesus, you been in there? Lonsdale, Slazenger, Everlast - I'd rather wear lycra.

Got some plain tracky bottoms (not elasticated ankles mind) from M&S.

Fuck me I AM OLD...

Get some of these lads, careful you don't pop out

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Still going...

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