Topic: Getting fat

I had to get a suit for a new job as the company i work for went bust.

Fuck me. No hiding from them mirrors. I cant fit into a whistle the size i thought i was. Bastards. Now a size 38inche waist ffs

I am just a common breed

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Aim Low and miss...

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I wish i was 30 something.

I was thinner then!

I am just a common breed

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It gets to the point where you wish someone did suits with elasticated waists.

Leeds United:  Boiling Barnsley's piss since 2018.

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I'm a fat cunt at the moment

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Don't get paranoid lads; all that BMI shite means nothing.

"We are The Fall"

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Those angled dressing mirrors are bastards. When you think you don't look too bad for mid 40s then you realise that you actually look like you've swallowed space hopper.

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Me and my bay windoiw - we're mates.  I have a wheel barrow I use when I take my bay window for a run.

Aim Low and miss...

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scootay wrote:

I'm a fat cunt at the moment

This

I am just a common breed

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Is this the new thread for naming and shaming fat cunts?

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I'm reliably informed that Gore has lost a good deal of weight

No wonder Greggs' shares have taken a tumble

I'm on the heavier side of the range I'd prefer but that's post-Christmas bloat.  Will be down to 13.5 stone(ish) soon and happy at that (I'm 6ft 1)

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:

I'm reliably informed that Gore has lost a good deal of weight

No wonder Greggs' shares have taken a tumble

I'm on the heavier side of the range I'd prefer but that's post-Christmas bloat.  Will be down to 13.5 stone(ish) soon and happy at that (I'm 6ft 1)

I'm 13 and half stone now and I'm 5 ft 6 smile

I was 10 and half stone in July 2016...in the gym, eating right and  fit as a racing snake.  Then I had my fits which scared me to death and I've not been since.

I've reached my fat peak though now and I'm ready to start again. I've done dry January no problem, week to go.. don't feel any better for it but it's kind if a spur to do other things.

My mate eventually emptied all his furniture out my garage yesterday and the punch bag is going up this weekend.

Gym is getting joined this weekend too.

It's gonna be a hard slog.. can't expect it to be easy shifting all that at 50. But I'm struggling to tie my laces now so enoughs enough.

I don't want to be ten and half stone.. I'll settle for 11 to 11 and a half.

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scootay wrote:
Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:

I'm reliably informed that Gore has lost a good deal of weight

No wonder Greggs' shares have taken a tumble

I'm on the heavier side of the range I'd prefer but that's post-Christmas bloat.  Will be down to 13.5 stone(ish) soon and happy at that (I'm 6ft 1)

I'm 13 and half stone now and I'm 5 ft 6 smile

I was 10 and half stone in July 2016...in the gym, eating right and  fit as a racing snake.  Then I had my fits which scared me to death and I've not been since.

I've reached my fat peak though now and I'm ready to start again. I've done dry January no problem, week to go.. don't feel any better for it but it's kind if a spur to do other things.

My mate eventually emptied all his furniture out my garage yesterday and the punch bag is going up this weekend.

Gym is getting joined this weekend too.

It's gonna be a hard slog.. can't expect it to be easy shifting all that at 50. But I'm struggling to tie my laces now so enoughs enough.

I don't want to be ten and half stone.. I'll settle for 11 to 11 and a half.

And there's a wardrobe load of polo shirts hanging there waiting for you  smile

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:
scootay wrote:
Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:

I'm reliably informed that Gore has lost a good deal of weight

No wonder Greggs' shares have taken a tumble

I'm on the heavier side of the range I'd prefer but that's post-Christmas bloat.  Will be down to 13.5 stone(ish) soon and happy at that (I'm 6ft 1)

I'm 13 and half stone now and I'm 5 ft 6 smile

I was 10 and half stone in July 2016...in the gym, eating right and  fit as a racing snake.  Then I had my fits which scared me to death and I've not been since.

I've reached my fat peak though now and I'm ready to start again. I've done dry January no problem, week to go.. don't feel any better for it but it's kind if a spur to do other things.

My mate eventually emptied all his furniture out my garage yesterday and the punch bag is going up this weekend.

Gym is getting joined this weekend too.

It's gonna be a hard slog.. can't expect it to be easy shifting all that at 50. But I'm struggling to tie my laces now so enoughs enough.

I don't want to be ten and half stone.. I'll settle for 11 to 11 and a half.

And there's a wardrobe load of polo shirts hanging there waiting for you  smile


Fuckin hell mate I know.. looooooaaaads of stuff doesn't fit.. and I mean loads

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Not for naming & shaming. More self loathing.

7years ago i lost a stone & half to get down to 13stone.

I am now a touch over 15!! i is 5ft 10inch.

I need to lose a stone minimum. i agree hard work doing my laces up. Time for me to buck my ideas up!!

I am just a common breed

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fuck knows how much i weigh,  got a gut like i'm 8 months gone though.

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CBIT wrote:

fuck knows how much i weigh,  got a gut like i'm 8 months gone though.

Giz a picture ha

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under the arches wrote:

Not for naming & shaming. More self loathing.

7years ago i lost a stone & half to get down to 13stone.

I am now a touch over 15!! i is 5ft 10inch.

I need to lose a stone minimum. i agree hard work doing my laces up. Time for me to buck my ideas up!!

I'm 5' 9" and 15 - 9! - i'd like to drop a stone.

A bit of online motivation will be a step in the right direction though.  As I get older though I find I simply don't care.  No one to impress and the like.  However there is no way I am going up to a 38" waist - fuck that.

Aim Low and miss...

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I'm still a 32 inch waist even though I'm fat. It's all belly above that

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scootay wrote:

I'm still a 32 inch waist even though I'm fat. It's all belly above that

Me too. 5'8 and 11.6 stone but I look up the duff. My son asked me if I'm having a baby the other week neutral Its just ale but I struggle to cut down.

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I've just become single again as well..

Need to get quite a bit trimmer for when I feverishly start pursuing females again

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fuzzy dunlop wrote:
scootay wrote:

I'm still a 32 inch waist even though I'm fat. It's all belly above that

Me too. 5'8 and 11.6 stone but I look up the duff. My son asked me if I'm having a baby the other week neutral Its just ale but I struggle to cut down.

Is that what you told him? 'Just ale son. Just ale' and then belched loudly.

Call me up in dreamland. Radio to me man.

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danpiesley wrote:
under the arches wrote:

Not for naming & shaming. More self loathing.

7years ago i lost a stone & half to get down to 13stone.

I am now a touch over 15!! i is 5ft 10inch.

I need to lose a stone minimum. i agree hard work doing my laces up. Time for me to buck my ideas up!!

I'm 5' 9" and 15 - 9! - i'd like to drop a stone.

A bit of online motivation will be a step in the right direction though.  As I get older though I find I simply don't care.  No one to impress and the like.  However there is no way I am going up to a 38" waist - fuck that.

Wait till you try & buy a suit!!! 36'ers looked terrible. I nearly cried

I am just a common breed

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scootay wrote:

I've just become single again as well..

Need to get quite a bit trimmer for when I feverishly start pursuing females again

Sorry to hear that mate

Her loss and all that.......

Chins up

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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under the arches wrote:
danpiesley wrote:
under the arches wrote:

Not for naming & shaming. More self loathing.

7years ago i lost a stone & half to get down to 13stone.

I am now a touch over 15!! i is 5ft 10inch.

I need to lose a stone minimum. i agree hard work doing my laces up. Time for me to buck my ideas up!!

I'm 5' 9" and 15 - 9! - i'd like to drop a stone.

A bit of online motivation will be a step in the right direction though.  As I get older though I find I simply don't care.  No one to impress and the like.  However there is no way I am going up to a 38" waist - fuck that.

Wait till you try & buy a suit!!! 36'ers looked terrible. I nearly cried

I fucking hate suits - I look like a right cunt in a suit.  Even smaller than my already small 5' 9" - fuck that.  Anything formal i'm chinos, shirt and jumper.

It is all though ale though.  300 hundred delicious calories of nothing for every delicious pint I imbibe.

My FIL told me though - Dan - Beer woe 'urt yow!

I have held him to that for every pint i've drunk since.

Aim Low and miss...

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