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Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:
fuzzy dunlop wrote:
Reggie Perrin wrote:

Surely the varnish on a spatula would burn.  I'd have oiled that.  wink

Oh of course it did Reg. Smoke everywhere when my mum first used it. I didn't know that would happen at 11 and my teacher was mostly in the back drinking from a hip flask. The utility of the end product wasn't the main priority though, it was all about the creative process.

Seems a common trait among craft(s) teachers

That and roll ups

We had one called Mr Jinks.  Seriously.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Were gonna win tonight! I can feel it. Could be the kilo of Biltong Ive eaten and the ale tho

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fucked before a ball is kicked

Wiedwald, De Bock, Cooper (c), Jansson, Berardi, Vieira, Forshaw, Dallas, Hernandez, Roofe, Lasogga

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CBIT wrote:

fucked before a ball is kicked

Wiedwald, De Bock, Cooper (c), Jansson, Berardi, Vieira, Forshaw, Dallas, Hernandez, Roofe, Lasogga

Apart from the clown in goal, that's not a bad team.............on paper.

The insurgency began.................and you missed it.

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Broadsword calling JansenClone, do you read me? Dodgy Youtube stream much appreciated, good lad...

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I made a trinket box in woodwork and I've still got it.. amazing, beautiful piece of work apart fromnthe perspex lid. I measured someone else's box by mistake and the bastard teacher wouldn't let me cut another.. Our woodwork and metalwork assistant was called Mr heaps but we called him fingers Magee.. he only had four fingers across both hands.. kept slicing the fuckers off.. woodwork teacher was double of shoestring too.. oh and my mum bought me a drill for my 16th birthday because I was thinking about being a joiner

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No JC, had to find my own....  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQUt8UB23Y

This place is going to the dogs

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Mike Jones wrote:

No JC, had to find my own....  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQUt8UB23Y

This place is going to the dogs


Thanks for the stream.  Although in 90 minutes time I might not be so thankful.

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It's also streamed on cricfree.

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It's gone

Billy Hunt Billy Hunt Billy Billy Beleive!

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You need firefox and a popup blocker extension.

http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/derby-cou … -streaming

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Mike Jones wrote:

No JC, had to find my own....  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQUt8UB23Y

This place is going to the dogs

Maybe but I bet between us we could come up with some top dovetail joints
I used to love dovetails bit tricky and you needed a jig for a decent go
But very satisfying when you got it right
2-1 to the Rams

ambition beyond ability

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Get in you fucker!!!!

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wogga wrote:
Mike Jones wrote:

No JC, had to find my own....  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQUt8UB23Y

This place is going to the dogs

Maybe but I bet between us we could come up with some top dovetail joints
I used to love dovetails bit tricky and you needed a jig for a decent go
But very satisfying when you got it right
2-1 to the Rams

Dovetail joints? Pah! Mortise and tenon is where it's at

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What happened?  I went for a piss and now the graphics say we're one up.  Some young intern going to get sacked at sky for putting up the wrong score.  Silly cunt.

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That De Bock is looking like another good buy :-/

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De bock is having a shocker

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Mike Jones wrote:

Broadsword calling JansenClone, do you read me? Dodgy Youtube stream much appreciated, good lad...

Sorry, just finished work. Stream if needed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_nF9gS … e=youtu.be

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I fucking hate it when twitter is one minute ahead of your stream and you know what's about to happen.

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If none of us go for a piss, will it stay 1 - 1?

The insurgency began.................and you missed it.

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CharlieG wrote:

If none of us go for a piss, will it stay 1 - 1?

I'll willingly shit me kegs for a draw.  Where else will you get a bargain like that?

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JansenClone wrote:
Mike Jones wrote:

Broadsword calling JansenClone, do you read me? Dodgy Youtube stream much appreciated, good lad...

Sorry, just finished work. Stream if needed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_nF9gS … e=youtu.be

Cheers, much appreciated - please have a word with your boss

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We might as well play with 11 outfield players - is that allowed?

And Cooper, fucking rubbish

Last edited by Mike Jones (Wed 21 Feb 2018 9:42 pm)

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Useless cunts only needed to play it safe for another 30 seconds or so!
Different team talks now.
Get battered second half now.

Managerial endeavour = houses = money.

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Woke up from hernia operation at 4:30, on 3rd bottle of Morretti watching the match.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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