Re: PNE at home
One day shortly after the Second World War ended, Winston Churchill and the newly elected Labour Party Prime Minister Clement Attlee encountered one another at the urinals in the House of Commons men’s washroom. Attlee had arrived first, and was standing at one of the stalls closest to the door.
Although Attlee was the only other man in the room, Churchill entered and walked to the farthest urinal — ten or twelve stalls away from Attlee. With a smug grin, Attlee said, “Feeling standoffish today, are we, Winston?”
Churchill replied: “That’s right. Every time you see something this big, you want to nationalize it.”
Plus that's correct etiquette from Winston. The furthest urinal possible or if there are two at the far ends, you go in the middle where possible.........and look straight ahead........after you've spat in it obviously.