Topic: Tanner's Arms, Alnwick - live thread

Small one roomed pub a minute's walk from our B&B. Lovely little place, no food, real ale only. Reasonably cheap for these days.

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About eight blokes at the bar, late middle aged al, discussing shoes.

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One lad can't play darts in anything but Skechers. Anything else messes with his aim.

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Doug and Terry have just left.

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Jukebox - Breaking The Law, Judas Priest.

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Shoe discussion moves up a notch, debate is 'Can you buy windproof boots?' If not, why not?

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Jukebox - China Girl, Bowie.

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They're all getting giddy now. Keith returns from the pisser, 'Ere, Keith, can you get windproof boots?
' Windproof boobs?'
'Boots! Well, either really'

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Jukebox - Hush, Deep Purple.

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Beltin’

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'He thought he was the bee's knees that lad'
'Do bees have knees?'
'Aye, windproof knees'
'What about boobs?'
'I'd have thought so, how do they feed their young?'
'Bee milk. That's why it's the the land of milk and honey'
'Aye. Figures'

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Jukebox - Are Friends Electric, Tubeway Army.

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Stu's left. See ya Stew.

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'What's Davey Renton up to now?'
'Ah, he's renting cars out apparently'
'Hope he's called it Renton' s Rentals'
'Nah, Dave's Car Rentals apparently'
'Missed a trick there hasn't he?'
'Too much like Radio Rentals I reckon'
'Who the fuck rents radios'?
'People who don't like tellys'
'Davey Renton didn't have a telly'
'Exactly'

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Can't type quick enough, this is ace.

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Jukebox - Blue Suede Sheoes, Carl Perkins.

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Nige walks in.

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Jukebox - What I Say, Ray Charles

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'He was nearly in tears'
'Upset then?'
'Didn't say that did I?'

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Might move here.

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Jukebox - What's Going On? Marvin Gaye.

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I'm off to bar.

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Tony's off to the chippy.
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'Can't stand those trick or treaters me.'
'Why, cos you're up and down and keep missing the telly?'
'Aye, I should be more like Davey Renton'
'Davey Renton doesn't have a telly'
'Exactly'

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Jukebox - Uptight, Stevie Wonder.

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