Topic: Clarence Seedorf
Dressed in a white robe and a white wool cloth skull cap, coming out of a Mosque on the Uxbridge Road.
I dash up to him and say "Clarence what are you doing here? Haven't you got a football match in Italy this week-end?"
He looked at me as if I was completely mental.
People say I'm bonkers - just because I've been sectioned under the Mental Health Act of 1983