I'll be doing the cooking. In laws round with attached tribes so I'll be cooking for 12+. Will be up at 7-ish when the young one gets his presents, I'll cook breakfast for all and by the time I've washed that up it will be time to start on the dinner.
Two types of soup for starter - Carrot and Coriander. Challote, parsnip and parmesan. Put some pate on to.
Turkey crown, rib of beef and a dutch ham. 3 type of stuffing. Sprouts done in butter, honey and balsamic vinegar. Spuds (new, mashed and roast). Pig in blankets. probably every other vegetable known to mankind.
Christmas pud with brandy cream or single cream. Stickey Toffee pudding and custard. Ice cream for young uns.
If I'm off the waggon then it'll be a nice nutty and crisp chablis with the bird, a generous glass of port with my pudding and a nice red Rhone to relax with after, a single estate Chateuaneuf would hit the spot.
Eating tofu and hating it.