Topic: Dean Windass, Steak Crazed Rabbit Slayer

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Dean Windass, Lower League Legend (Player Coach, Darlington)

Onemickjones.com Lamb - hot or cold?
Hot

Onemickjones.com Does Karl Procter cheat at golf?
No, but he does have a serious handicap - he can't see the ball for his big fat belly.

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No idea, never lived there.

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Karl Boyson.

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Always been alright with me.

Onemickjones.com Is Phil Brown's tan real or painted on?
He reckons it's real. He says he's never been on a sun bed in his life.

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Bentley Convertible.

Onemickjones.com What three courses would you prepare if you was on Come Dine With Me?
Prawn Cocktail, Steak, Apple Crumble.

Onemickjones.com Best ground for atmosphere?
Celtic Park.

Onemickjones.com Person most admire?
Elvis Presley.

Onemickjones.com Favourite TV Show?
Emmerdale Farm.

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David Batty. Brilliant player, total legend.

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It's A Long Way To Tipperary.

Onemickjones.com Hardest Opponent?
Roy Keane

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Puma

Onemickjones.com Have You Ever Killed An Animal?
Run over a rabbit which was blinded by the headlights from me Bentley

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My blond Wembley do.

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Menston Arms.

Onemickjones.com What Do You Consider the 8th Wonder of the World? 
What the fuck does that mean?

Onemickjones.com Top Button fastened or unfastened? 
Unfastened

Onemickjones.com Finally Deano have you ever been dogging with Lee Hughes and who drove?
Yes, and he drove. I was tied up in the boot.

Questions from OMJ, interview by Rudi

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big_smilelol I like the cut of your jib on the last question.

Edited to say Ah, sorry, good question Gore.

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Nice one, class act big_smile:D:D:D

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Could have sworn he lived in Thackley at one point.

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kaydubya wrote:

Could have sworn he lived in Thackley at one point.

He used to live around the calverley/woodhall area when he was first at bradford. Saw him walking a dog around a few times and a mate did some decorating at his. neutral

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Wonder if he calls Jaffa's oppo Charles or Charlie?

He’s walked back to his youth and hymned the young man he was with knowing affection, despite the rain of bitter knowledge manhood has inevitably brought him.

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luxury_scruff wrote:

Wonder if he calls Jaffa's oppo Charles or Charlie?

Charles - they all do, it's very odd.  He's come a long way from the days he used to shit in handbags

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One of that lot shat in a vase at a house party and a sheepskin pocket too.

I remember when he told me his number one priority was to get a gold Amex.

Fair play to the lad.

That grudge/incident/retribution over the attack seemingly went on for years...

He’s walked back to his youth and hymned the young man he was with knowing affection, despite the rain of bitter knowledge manhood has inevitably brought him.

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I think 'lowerf league legend' is a bit patronising seeing as he spent  a lot of his career in the top two divisions.

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It's a status report KW, that's why it says Grayson - leeds manager, not Grayson Villa, Blackburn defender. Deano's last few seasons playing regularly have been for clubs like Bradford, Oldham and Hull during their promotion year. Now he's with Darlington. In fact, a quick look at Wiki suggests he's only played in the top division regularly for five of his twenty years as a player, three of them in Scotland. Whereas his exploits at other lower division clubs have earned him legendary status amongst their followers.

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Love him or hate him football need characters like him in it or else it will turn into the clincial game dictated by sponsorship/image as demonstrated by the top teams.

'I could have been someone'
"Well so could anyone"

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I think if you compared him to other players from a similar era who've achieved legendary status with fans - Le Tissier, Julian Dix, Gazza, Stuart Pearce and so on - you'd agree there would be nothing wrong in identifying his popularity amongst the likes of Oxford and Hull when they were lower in the Leagues.

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Prawn Cocktail, Steak and Apple Crumble... big_smile

No messing around with him is there?

I think we can safely assume that his wine list would have the following, Blue Nun, Black Tower, Watney's Party Seven..

[i]" Smashed off her eyes on 'charlie powder' several years ago, Una - (Lionel's rival, Wurzel's Woman, companion of Cliff) took a fancy to a young sound technician."[/i]

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steaua bukkake wrote:

Prawn Cocktail, Steak and Apple Crumble... big_smile

No messing around with him is there?

I think we can safely assume that his wine list would have the following, Blue Nun, Black Tower, Watney's Party Seven..

big_smile

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With characters like him you can still relate a link to us mere plebs. They might act like knob heads at times but in the back of your mind you think 'well if I was in his shoes maybe I would have acted like that and not act like the spoilt little rich brat that the likes of Gerrard and co do'.

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Just comes over a bit 'Lovejoy' that there's a need to seperate him from other players, that if you're talking about football, you're automtically talking about the premier league unless you say differently.

Anyway, great stuff.

He had one of those Cadilacs that looked like a Bentley from the front last time I saw him driving about with a 'Windass' reg plate or as near as he could get it with letters and numbers.

One of my favourite City players , how could you not like a player who became our 3rd al time top scorer

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heyho wrote:

With characters like him you can still relate a link to us mere plebs. They might act like knob heads at times but in the back of your mind you think 'well if I was in his shoes maybe I would have acted like that and not act like the spoilt little rich brat that the likes of Gerrard and co do'.

Spot on!

[i]" Smashed off her eyes on 'charlie powder' several years ago, Una - (Lionel's rival, Wurzel's Woman, companion of Cliff) took a fancy to a young sound technician."[/i]

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KW, do you think it would sit right just saying 'Legend' or would that undervalue true legends of the game? Brilliant players who's achievements or personalities have elevated them from mere 'player' status. I'm thinking Best, Bobby Moore, Cantona, Dalglish, Cruyff etc. He's an average player whose no-nonsense approach links him to the terraces as hey-ho points out.

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I've just spoken to him as part of his weekly column for the Sport. We were talking about the Phantom Goal in the Palace v Bristol game and what the solution should be, replays, goal line technology etc. His solution : "Take that blind cunt's whistle and that other blind cunt's flag, stick em both as far up their arseholes as they'll go and send the cunts off to work the night shift in a fish finger factory"
lol

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david harvey's monkey wrote:

average player whose no-nonsense approach links him to the terraces

That'd do. big_smile

or

Hull legend

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I'm not sure I'd want my fish fingers packed by two blind football officials with flags up their arses.

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david harvey's monkey wrote:

I'm not sure I'd want my fish fingers packed by two blind football officials with flags up their arses.

No, but it's a pleasing image isn't it?

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AND I would bet it was no coincidence that the latest dodgy family in Coronation St were given Windass as their surname.  Now THAT is legendary, whatever division you relate to him big_smile

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AND I would bet it was no coincidence that the latest dodgy family in Coronation St were given Windass as their surname.  Now THAT is legendary, whatever division you relate to him big_smile

We were trying to get him a walk on part in the series. We had a meeting lined up with the producers at Granada but he could never make it cos he was always training his lads team or walking his dog.

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I wonder if that's because he said in the Sport he wanted to be in it? Maybe they're setting it up for him to appear as a relative. Rudi?

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