Topic: Ted

Mark Wahlberg in a buddy movie with  his cocaine snorting Teddy bear. It's hilarious.

Fascista, Communista, Tory Boy or Labourista, come and view the whole damn vista, om pom push

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http://www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewt … p?id=20393

A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French p*rn.

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Apologies, I did do a search but got umpty nine references to our friend in Toronto

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albert herbert hawkins wrote:

Apologies, I did do a search but got umpty nine references to our friend in Toronto

Top tip pop pickers, use the advanced search function, you can specify poster/name/title/sub-forum etc to search on

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I bet your house is dead tidy.

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I feel vindicated.

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Said that to the Missus,

''Do you know where the kids umbrella's are, I can't find them''
''Have you tried advanced search? you can specify child name/weather/sub-garment''

'When you become a grown up, people stop asking you what your favourite dinosaur is....They don't even care.'

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See Ted 1. A laugh out loud fertility clinic one liner aside, it's shite.

"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."

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not seen it but rested my pint on a ted2 beermat several times today.

I have never ever rested a beer on a film related beer mat before I don't think.

there is also a bar runner in the tap room. it was in between a saltaire brewery runner and a Guinness one.

under the wet elbow of a bearded boring scruffy cunt

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I meant for the new one Ted 2, see Ted 1. It's probably funny if you are a stoner, for the rest of us 106 minutes of hell.

"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."

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scootay wrote:

I have never ever rested a beer on a film related beer mat before I don't think.

Everyday's a new journey

"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."