Topic: Cod v Haddock

Haddock is no longer classed as a sustainable catch.  I'm gutted.   What the feck am I supposed to order from the chippy now?

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Saveloy. Cushty!

Snatching misery from the jaws of glory since, ooooooh, 1973?

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Cod's all substance and no flavour. Like Coldplay, it's popular, bland has a big following but ultimately shit.

What people? People like you?

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And Kasabian can fuck off too, the shit rock salmon cunts.

What people? People like you?

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Chippy in Alnwick a few years back. Wild Alaskan Pollock. Bloody wonderful

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Grew up a strictly Cod man, never really had Haddock till I landed in Leeds. Since then, I've grown accustomed to your plaice.

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Haddock.  Cod seems watery to me. 

I think they should pay fisherdudes to land Coley.  Its cheap and tasty.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Harvest wrote:

And Kasabian can fuck off too, the shit rock salmon cunts.

Fuggin guppies more like. Dirge.

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Harvest wrote:

And Kasabian can fuck off too, the shit rock salmon cunts.

big_smile

I'm with reg - Coley is a nice bit of fish

Pollock too

None of that saveloy shite though

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Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:
Harvest wrote:

And Kasabian can fuck off too, the shit rock salmon cunts.

big_smile

I'm with reg - Coley is a nice bit of fish

Pollock too

None of that saveloy shite though

Something wrong about saveloy.  Doesn't really look like food, the colour is too vibrant.

All fish 'n' nerks I ever had in London stank like fuck.  Rock Salmon, Hake, Huss ,whatever they called it.  Foul.

......and fucking chips for breakfast?  Ketchup with bacon??  What?  Barbarians.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Reggie Perrin wrote:
Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:
Harvest wrote:

And Kasabian can fuck off too, the shit rock salmon cunts.

big_smile

I'm with reg - Coley is a nice bit of fish

Pollock too

None of that saveloy shite though

Something wrong about saveloy.  Doesn't really look like food, the colour is too vibrant.

All fish 'n' nerks I ever had in London stank like fuck.  Rock Salmon, Hake, Huss ,whatever they called it.  Foul.

......and fucking chips for breakfast?  Ketchup with bacon??  What?  Barbarians.

Rock salmon. Fuck that -
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_salmon

I don't mind ketchup on bacon, to be honest.

Last edited by CharlieG (Mon 20 Mar 2017 2:02 pm)

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CharlieG wrote:
Reggie Perrin wrote:
Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:

big_smile

I'm with reg - Coley is a nice bit of fish

Pollock too

None of that saveloy shite though

Something wrong about saveloy.  Doesn't really look like food, the colour is too vibrant.

All fish 'n' nerks I ever had in London stank like fuck.  Rock Salmon, Hake, Huss ,whatever they called it.  Foul.

......and fucking chips for breakfast?  Ketchup with bacon??  What?  Barbarians.

Rock salmon. Fuck that -
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_salmon

I don't mind ketchup on bacon, to be honest.

Bony as f*ck - don't go near it

I had it unwittingly when I first came down here - shite

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CharlieG wrote:
Reggie Perrin wrote:
Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:

big_smile

I'm with reg - Coley is a nice bit of fish

Pollock too

None of that saveloy shite though

Something wrong about saveloy.  Doesn't really look like food, the colour is too vibrant.

All fish 'n' nerks I ever had in London stank like fuck.  Rock Salmon, Hake, Huss ,whatever they called it.  Foul.

......and fucking chips for breakfast?  Ketchup with bacon??  What?  Barbarians.

Rock salmon. Fuck that -
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_salmon

I don't mind ketchup on bacon, to be honest.

Nah, I can have fried tinned tomatoes, them's nice but ketchup?  Eurch!!  With fish (only selected fish as we have established, no rank ones) 'n' nerks fine, in fact the sweetness goes very well with chips but not with bacon, not acidic enough for me. 

I urge all and sundry to try bacon with piccalilli, great stuff.  Not that fake "sweet" piccalilli, that's just wrong and for small girls.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Piccalilli? Vomit in a jar, innit.

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CharlieG wrote:

Piccalilli? Vomit in a jar, innit.

Yep.
File with Branston!

Puke in a jar!

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Hold on, there! Dissing the Branston is sacrilege! Nothing beats it with a good hunk of fresh bread, mature cheddar and a crispy apple.

Pollock (like flounder) is commonly used stateside in mass-produced frozen fish packages. Defo a second-tier option in my book. Haddock gets my vote. Can't imagine it vanishing from our plates.

The salmon post reminds me of the immortal exchange in The Commitments, as their ex-fish van/band bus pulls up and an old geezer asks "Do you have any rock salmon?" to which Jimmy replies, "No, but we've got plenty of soul".

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