Topic: Betting

Anyone doing any good? Have a small flutter most weekends, occasional success.

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I have a smal flutter every weekend with zero success.  I'm shit at betting.

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Filled out a Hills coupon yesterday; Rochdale, Donny, Plymouth.

Did I put it on? Did I fuck.

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I've got £35 on Leeds at 20/1 to win promotion.  We dies are 1 point above us and are 4/1.  Seems shit bookmaking to me but I'll take it.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Reggie Perrin wrote:

I've got £35 on Leeds at 20/1 to win promotion.  We dies are 1 point above us and are 4/1.  Seems shit bookmaking to me but I'll take it.

Due to the fact that I am also a lunatic, I have a tenner on it at 25/1.

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space wrote:
Reggie Perrin wrote:

I've got £35 on Leeds at 20/1 to win promotion.  We dies are 1 point above us and are 4/1.  Seems shit bookmaking to me but I'll take it.

Due to the fact that I am also a lunatic, I have a tenner on it at 25/1.


Keep the faith.  We have devine intervention,  a Monk has been sent to lead us to glory.

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The day I meet a poor bookie I'll take up gambling.

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My lad's first dabble in the murky world of football bets. He stuck a quid on a double, Hull to beat Bournemouth and Watford to draw with Boro. Won a tenner. There'll be no stopping him now.

I'll review this post in 10 years when he's at his first Gambler's Anonymous meeting

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My lad has now had three bets in his life, two Nationals including yesterday and a football bet as above, all have won.

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Small win today. Happy with that.

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Harvest wrote:

Small win today. Happy with that.

Good lad.
Hope you had a burger and a beer to celebrate?

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It's not going to end well is it?

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I've got Tony Adams' clinic on speed dial.

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I had some results there.
Though I don't feel too lucky still.
I quit this now and forever...

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Fucking Cas.  They let Hull win and in doing so allowed the only team capable of giving them a game into the semis.  Oh and the cunts lost me 50 shemolians.  Fuck.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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You should follow AmeliaHinze's advice.

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