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Anyone been, off on a 50th? The Annual - North Leeds European car crash is fast approaching.

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Was there for my Stag weekend, 2004. Then we got the train to Brno. Very very little memory of it or the surrounding days. Recommended.

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Stag do. Me and the wife went for pizza on mine. Whacky guy or what?

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Might do that for my next one.

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I didn't even have one, I can't stand my mates.

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She's not as fussed for pizza these days but I'm up for it.

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This thread's given me an ear worm;

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Never had a stag do. Never had a wedding. Never been to Bratislava.  Never been to brno

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I was best man once and organised a stag do but got locked up the weekend before and missed it.

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I went on a stag night with just two of us, me and the lad getting married. And he didn't invite me to the wedding, the bastard.

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I was also best man for a mate a long time ago... you can tell how long ago it was when I say the stag do was in Shipley..

We ended up fighting in the market square after spilling out of the nightclub . As in me and the groom to be, fighting each other.

I wasn't invited to the wedding and he had to draft in a replacement best man

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Sounds like a sausage.  I now want to eat sausage.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Steady.

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Reggie Perrin wrote:

Sounds like a sausage.  I now want to eat sausage.

Strapline please!

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You know they dont gove a fuck about anybody else....

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Bought some sausages from a butcher in Grassington while up in The Dales last week

I'd eat them all day

Piss on your Tesco Finest every day of the week

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:

Bought some sausages from a butcher in Grassington while up in The Dales last week

I'd eat them all day

Piss on your Tesco Finest every day of the week


I've become a big fan of Toulouse Sausages.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Been with work a few times.

Smallish, cheap as fuck. Loads of tash.

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Put that on TripAdvisor.

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whyIoughta wrote:

Been with work a few times.

Smallish, cheap as fuck. Loads of tash.

All boxes ticked.

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placidcasual wrote:
whyIoughta wrote:

Been with work a few times.

Smallish, cheap as fuck. Loads of tash.

All boxes ticked.

I liked it.

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whyIoughta wrote:
placidcasual wrote:
whyIoughta wrote:

Been with work a few times.

Smallish, cheap as fuck. Loads of tash.

All boxes ticked.

I liked it.

Any decent sausage?

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:
whyIoughta wrote:
placidcasual wrote:

All boxes ticked.

I liked it.

Any decent sausage?

I wouldn't put your faith in a Slovakian schnitzengruben lad. No accompanying RAG saturated fat labelling in that neck of the woods. That, coupled with an above average sodium content. Allegedly. Swerve.

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whyIoughta wrote:
Ray Hankin's shorts wrote:
whyIoughta wrote:

I liked it.

Any decent sausage?

I wouldn't put your faith in a Slovakian schnitzengruben lad. No accompanying RAG saturated fat labelling in that neck of the woods. That, coupled with an above average sodium content. Allegedly. Swerve.

Wise words

Fuck Bratislava

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Well, I'll be dinning out on this lot for the next 4 days apart from a day trip to Vienna for some Schnietzel.

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/4684a27b9b5a440b9611bff11c0f3130/meat-seller-at-mileticova-market-bratislava-slovakia-fxbd2f.jpg

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