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CharlieG wrote:

Just had the bi-annual "Bloody how much?!!??" conversation at the opticians.

Same here,  They wanted nearly £250 to make me look like a German Architect.

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I'm in that pot too, and one of my lenses is totally clear.

I was in a healthcare scheme with the last company (they paid a fiver and I did too) and a further contribution of £5 per month, covered my gigs and my fangs.

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My bi annual was due just before Xmas. Going to put it off until maybe March. It’s a big hit .

To stand aside is to take sides.

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48 and eyes still okay. Weird as parents and brother have been wearing gigs for years.

She’s the main man in the office in the city and she treats me like I’m just another lackey, but I can put a tennis racket up against my face and pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki...

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Travis Bickle wrote:

48 and eyes still okay. Weird as parents and brother have been wearing gigs for years.

Same here Placid...never really had any problems with my mince pies.

Managerial endeavour = houses = money.

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Started with reading glasses at about 50 . Down hill since .

To stand aside is to take sides.

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My business partner/cousin's girlfriends sister doing keep ups with paddy mcguinness on tele just now bless her

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space wrote:
CharlieG wrote:

Just had the bi-annual "Bloody how much?!!??" conversation at the opticians.

Same here,  They wanted nearly £250 to make me look like a German Architect.

I'd kill for £250 a pop

I'm mega far sighted and have an astigmatism - usually comes in at £400 a throw

I generally only change my gigs every 4 years or so (dependent on falling off bike and scratching the lenses)

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Anyone thought about/know anyone who has had permanent lens replacement ?

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Jesus,  that has to be the biggest camel toe I have ever seen!

(hopefully this will not be dredged up in future years when I am elected to a position of power and/or authority)

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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I quite seriously believe I have never been in a meeting with such a bunch of clueless c*nts in my entire working life

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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fuck me, that Shaun White is good in a half pipe - 100 perfect score

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Imagine if sex was like a Pardew/Allardyce six-pointer.

Like me wanking to dial-up internet.

Cum-on-shoulders...

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space wrote:
Reggie Perrin wrote:

Wasn't Stevie Nicks just beautiful?   There is also no chance whatsoever she shaved her fanny either.  Good lass.

Has any bloke ever refused at the last fence when he's encountered a hairy clout?

I certainly haven't.  I know a few who would stop to trim their own though the not-rights.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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You never see Sinead O'Connor in the same room as Lee Clark do you?  Is there a reason for this?

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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Choose a Periodic Table of Swearing element to sum up your day >> click here for the interactive version: http://ptos.moderntoss.com/

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CBIT wrote:

Choose a Periodic Table of Swearing element to sum up your day >> click here for the interactive version: http://ptos.moderntoss.com/

I so want that on a T shirt

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I would very much like to have it off with Stacey from Eastenders.

I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

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CBIT wrote:

Choose a Periodic Table of Swearing element to sum up your day >> click here for the interactive version: http://ptos.moderntoss.com/

Blocked by the IT Nazis

'Pornography' apparently.......

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

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Now that was a shit week.

Call me up in dreamland. Radio to me man.

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I would, very much, like a pint of Guinness. If someone could sort it out, right now, that would be great.

The insurgency began.................and you missed it.

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Flown to Macau for a 1 hour make or break meeting that either sees our year sorted in Q1 or I have some serious questions when I get back home.

And I have lost my voice.

Seriously, I can’t say a fucking word.

I have hastily developed a proprietary sign language but i’m not 100% confident it will translate.

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Do charades. Make it quirky and fun.

Call me up in dreamland. Radio to me man.

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Casserole for tea, or coq au vin?

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space wrote:

Casserole for tea, or coq au vin?

Casserole..........and fire in some dumplings.

The insurgency began.................and you missed it.

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