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Small bit of good gak, large bit of shit gak. Decisions decisions.

He spent all night staring down at the lights of LS. Wondering if he could ever go home.

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There's a special offer for a cheap burger at McDonalds on the back of the bus ticket, not valid at drive thru's.

You'd never get a bus under the barrier.

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Clacker wrote:

I'm having something couriered to the other end of the country today.

As its an important (work-related) delivery, I've been given a url and password so that I can log on and track the driver's progress via satnav.

I might ring him up and complain if he stops at any motorway services.

Is this it?


www.noradsanta.org

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i have to hide my sons bike

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Got a whole load of questions emailed to me by accountant.  Ignore, go out for lunch and add onto "to do" list.

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overdosing on Vitamin C to try and clear a cold before friday.

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In the absence of light, darkness reigns supreme.

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Just read above post. Might watch Scarface again.

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i'm going down for a drink, mmm mango juice

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Just been to the gents lavatory where resting pride of place in the bowl, lies the biggest goddamed turd I ever did see. I imagine whoever it was, would have needed an epidural, 'bout the size of a large aubergine.

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Because I ate that pork pie as a starter, I couldn't finish the soup.

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I've just been disturbed by a squirrel.

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Clacker wrote:
I wrote:

I'm having something couriered to the other end of the country today.

The eagle has landed.

Repeat: the eagle has landed.

Ordered a dozen bottles of Champers from M&S on Monday. Paid extra for Tuesday delivery, still not arrived. I phoned them this evening after being assured they would be here today, the guy admitted they have no idea where they are. This is not just shit service, this is M&S shit service!

He spent all night staring down at the lights of LS. Wondering if he could ever go home.

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Went for a shit in the pub, the bog overflowed.

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off to watch the end of zulu

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This milks off, bit's floating in me coffee.

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fire alarm just went off at work- do i stay and risk burning or go outside and freeze ?

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Weighing up whether phoned bomb threats might get M&S to deliver my order 4 days late.

He spent all night staring down at the lights of LS. Wondering if he could ever go home.

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I'm late

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For a meeting, not my period

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I can't find the menu.

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Just lit the lantern, putting my furs and snow shoes on for the short walk down to the local church for the midnight mass.

Not really, I'm at work and the coffee machine has just malfunctioned and performed a dirty protest all over the floor. Christ, I'm gonna have to suck moisture from the moss growing on the window ledge.
Merry Christmas everybody.

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TopMan wrote:

Merry Christmas everybody.

Merry Christmases to all of our readers smile

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Hang on, a box of leaver-arch files just fell over, so I've just had to get up and place them in them proper order and upright. I hate a mess me, can't have it.

#DoTheDai \o/

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Ooh I don't know. roll

I’ll be an atheist until the day I die.

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Had sex with t'missus. She's pregnant. I feel weird.

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