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bushnut
Be quicker and cheaper to get "cunt" across his forehead.
gorefidel
kaydubya
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gorefidel
The tortoise is probably brighter.
john_charles_is_god
Is he a Leeds and England fan that fella? (Not the tortoise).
gorefidel
I think he's an undercover Manc. From Glasgow.
heyho
Reggie - ever seen that bloke pushing his Morrisons trolley around that has half his face tattooed. For some reason the two don't go together especially when he pops his bran flakes in the trolleyMust say I enjoy watching Miami ink and LA ink espeically when that bird tattooist Kat ??? is on. Her tattooing is awesome. We went to the shop o.when on holiday last year. Luckily it was shut as the wife was trying to get me to have a tattoo. Nahhhhh I don't think so. There's another series called London ink but is doesn't quite have the same style to it although the lead tattooist is some middle age Manc indie bloke.
ObL69
Your wife was trying to get you to have a tattoo???!!!World turned upside down.
gorefidel
At least these days when they divs want to disfigure themselves they at least go all 'artistic' as opposed to DIY borstal spots, swastika's, NF, England or LUFC cut into somewhere on their head or face.Those skinheads who had it in the hairline and are now bald..... yeah. Very Shoreditch. At least they conveyed a message I guess.The ones I never got were the ostentatious tattoos that proclaimed something, but were in places no one would ever see. I knew a lad who had this massive mural type tattoo - top bit had 'Death to all Stretford enders - we hate Man Utd and the bottom bit had 'Gelderd End - kick to kill' - only it was across his stomach. He used to pull his shirt up when he was pissed and flash it. Never pulled on the back of it oddly enough.
heyho
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gorefidel
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otis
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gorefidel
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uppercut
I worked with a Canadian bloke who has a picture of a cockrel strung up in a noose tattooed on the side of his leg at the top of the shin.He reckoned he'd won hundreds of beers in pubs and bars round the world betting that "his cock hung below his knee".True story.I thought it was dead funny....once...but to get it tattooed? Naw mate.
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Cutsyke
Fucking hate tattoos on birds.Lad I used to know got Famous Football Hooligans tattoo on his arm or shoulder or somewhere. 'Just wanted something a bit different than Service Crew you know John.'Contemplated them at various times but have always been saved from myself due to having skinny arms. 'I can do you a dagger or a snake, love,' Babbs.
TheHumanDynamo
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Djpekingman
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