I have no idea who she is, but looks like one of those French women who seems fantastically sexy and glamorous and then you realise is actually a right old snob with all the self-effacing humour of a badger upside down on the side of a motorway.
Still would though.
If I wasn’t married.
And 30 years younger.
(Actually that sort of thing’s more than acceptable among our Gallic muckers, isn’t it?)
