Stupid stuff that makes you laugh

cordshoes

fuzzy deffo the new version of the Superdry instant knobhead identifier.
Guessing that we all have some sort of long coat to keep us dry in the rain (I have a few). It's the towelling inside. 😚

There was a photo last week of one in Loose Lips local bar.
I may be harsh, but I don't think they had been wild water swimming in the Bridgewater canal.

fuzzy

cordshoes There's a couple of mums on the school run that wear them. Absolute whoppers. That compulsion to keep up with what they percieve as " in" coupled with zero taste. Definite Superdry territory.

king_of_the_slums

Swedish Army M-59 for me (long coat)

Anyway..

Harvest

king_of_the_slums Can't be arsed to find it but there was one with John Terry as part of the gang.

Loose_Lips

My girlfriend loves hers.

M&S not Dryrobe though.

She is seriously stressed about the current social placing of dryrobe because she swears its beyond warm and comfy.

But doesn't want to be a whopper.

fuzzy

Loose_Lips Does she do any wild swimming? If not then get her to take it up and all shall well. All manner of things shall be well.

I remember when swimming in rivers and lakes was just called swimming before it went "wild".

Harvest

Taking the title of this thread literally, bloke at work today. I asked him what he was stomping around for. 'He can fuck off if he thinks I can get all that done, the fucking quim.'
QUIM???!!! Ha! Years since I heard that. I'm instantly transported back to the stories in Fiesta - quims, honey-pots, his throbbing manhood inside my dripping sex etc.
I'm going to be using quim for the next few weeks, see how it goes.

Flaneur

Mewling Quim

Reggie_Perrin

Flaneur where have I heard that phrase?

Misura

Quim is a criminally underused word.

Kevin_Stapleton

You could almost say it was quiminally underused.

Coat.

cordshoes

Hear it a lot.
Used as somebody who's a bit soft, or not part of lad culture
E.g. " get em in, ya quim".

Also heard Antony called it.

Flaneur

Reggie_Perrin Avengers; Loki in the glass cage to Black Widow.

CBIT

cordshoes

CBIT I like the baby talking on the snow on a hill.

fuzzy

Had a dream last night that I was cutting about in a pair of black superdry flip flops. Awful. Damn this site. There was obviously no quim in a dream so dismal.

Harvest

fuzzy Quimwear.

Anchor

Superdry! You're dead to me....

fuzzy

Anchor I fucking abhor it 😫

cordshoes

Harvest wild quimming

fuzzy

cordshoes Here's to quimming with bow legged women 🍺

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