Saw a woman in Grasmere try to lift a fold up chair out of her car boot. She pulled too vigorously, hit herself in the forehead with it, fell clean over then got up and started shouting at her husband as if it were his fault.
Just moments before it happened my daughter put an entire sachet of wasabi onto a single piece of sushi and dared me to eat it. Like any self respecting dad, I took her up on the challenge and my eyes started streaming. We were both laughing at this but the woman who decked herself thought we were laughing at her and glowered at us. ๐