smiley [url]http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/[/url]Flew at night to avoid the sun's rays. Genius.THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency.
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Harvest Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herselfIn News by Alex MooreMar 9, 2014A missing woman on vacation in Iceland managed to unwittingly join a search party looking for herself.Toronto Sun reports that a tourist group traveling by bus to the volcanic Eldgja canyon made a pit stop near the canyon park. The woman in question went inside to freshen up and change her clothes at the rest stop, and when she came back “her busmates didn’t recognize her.”Word spread among the group of a missing passenger, and the woman didn’t recognize the description of herself. Next thing you know, a 50-person search party was canvassing the area, and the coast guard was mobilizing to deploy a search party of its own.About 3am, some genius in the group finally figured out that the missing woman was actually in the search party, albeit in different clothes, and the search was called off.No word on what kind of wardrobe was involved in this woman’s “freshening up.” But her sense of self-image must be way out of whack to join a search party until 3am without even suspecting for a minute that the woman in the description bore some resemblance to herself.
