The innuendos on Springwatch
Last nights was 'i love a shag in the breeding season'. There's also been 'is that the deepest shag youve had' and 'look how pleased he looks with himself, his helmet is erect and he is a chuffed grebe'.
And the classic has to be something about getting Michaela out of bed because he was going to show her a there was black cock in the flesh
Priceless
