MolOverBeethoven
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fulmine
Seven Day Fool - Etta fucking James
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Sweet Lover No More - Gene McDaniels
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Get Out My Life Woman - Lee Dorsey
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Am I The Same Girl - Barbara Acklin
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Shame, Shame, Shame - Jimmy fucking Reed
Reggie_Perrin
The Referee's Alphabet - HMHB. Very funny.
MolOverBeethoven
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Reggie_Perrin
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Reggie_Perrin
[quote=Travis Bickle][quote=Reggie Perrin]The Referee's Alphabet - HMHB. Very funny.[/quote]'An afternoon with your wife mate.......'[/quote]Yep, classic.For everyone's delictation:The A is for my authority, which many players seem to questionThinking they’re somehow going to make me change my mindB is for babies, which a lot of managers cry like after a decision has not gone their wayC is for the continual criticism I receive from the touchlineGet back in your technical area!D is for the dunderheads who seem to think we have a conspiracy against their particular teamE is for the eerie silence which echoes around the ground when I’ve booked a home team’s player and it’s obvious to everyone that he deserved itF is the farce into which most games would descend if we weren’t thereThe G is for the gnarled face of someone who’s on £90,000 a week and reckoned he should have had a throw inH is for handball, which has to be intentional, and very rarely isIf only people would study the rules moreI is for innocence, pleaded by many a doe-eyed defender after they’ve just scythed down that tricky wingerJ is for ju-jitsu, which I quite intend to display given a dark alley and some of the narky blerts I’ve encounteredK is for the kissing of the badgeHow ridiculous that looks 6 months later when they’re at another clubL is for lip reading, at which you don’t have to be an expert to see how odious some people areM is for the mistakes we sometimes makeSurely a bit of controversy is part of the game’s appeal?The N, the N is for the numbskull who during the Boxing Day game asks me what else I got for Christmas besides my whistle“An afternoon with your wife mate”The O is for offside, which many forwards tell me they simply could not have beenThe P is for the penalty shootoutGreat drama and no pressure on meThe Q is the quiet word which I sometimes need to have with some of the more fiery participantsI usually choose the word ‘pleat’R is for running backwardsA difficult skill which the pundits never seem to appreciateS is for the suggestion that I should have shown a card of some sort to a player who’s just been awarded a free kick(Sorry I got all that wrong the S again, OK the S)The S is the suggestion that I should show a card to an opponentBy a player who’s been awarded a free kickHe himself is more in danger of getting one for thatT is for the twenty-one man brawlWhich is basically an embarrassing scene of pushing and shovingU is for the umpire which I sometimes wish I’d been insteadYou never hear a cricket crowd chanting “who’s the bastard in the hat?”The V is for vitriol, vilification, vendetta and volley of verbal abuseSome good bird noises there PaulW is for Walter PidgeonWhose Mr. Gruffydd in “How Green Was My Valley”I may have started to sound like during this song“Where was the light I thought to see in your eye?”He says that to a young Huw, played by Roddy McDowallThe XThe X represents the sarcastic kiss planted on my foreheadBy a swarthy Portuguese centre half whom I’ve just dismissedThe Y is for YateThe kind of town that referees come fromAnd the ZWell the Z could be for Zidane, Zico, Zola, Zubizarreta, ZoffEven ZondervanBut is in fact for the zest with which we approach our workWithout this zest for the game, we wouldn’t become refsAnd without refs, well – zeroSee also Zatopek, ZeusZeal MonachorumHad a caravan there – static – naturallyWouldn’t it be funIf they gave the ref a gun[media][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uqpJ6XYykHE[/url][/media]
heyho
Too Hot by the Specials but have just decided to get all Christmassy so am playingRamones - Merry Christmas Don't Want to Fight Tonight and then SLF - White ChristmasOh and also the Vandals Oi to the World album
Harvest
Stay - Pink Floyd
Harvest
If - Pink Floyd
Harvest
Wishing on a Star - Weller
Young_Marxist_at_Tescos
Holly Jolly Hollywood - The Wedding Present
Travis_Bickle
Suspect Device - SLF
Djpekingman
Machine - there but for the grace of god go i...
Travis_Bickle
T La Rock - Breaking Bells
Djpekingman
Loleatta Holloway = Love Sensation