Death List 2026

doggybag

RIP Captain Tom. Well done my son!

doggybag

Hal Halbrook. Played Deep Throat in 'All the President's Men'. 95 years old.

Reggie_Perrin

doggybag he was great in Into the Wild and Promised Land.

space

Hal Halbrook was the man who "had to know his limitations" before Dirty Harry blew his car up in Magnum Force.

When they have to put a mans filmography on it's own seperate wiki page you know it's someone who's been around the block a bit.

Placid

Is it too early for a Captain Tom joke?

cordshoes

Placid not for me, but last night it didn't go down too well with some.

fuzzy

Placid Nah go for it. We know there's no malice behind it. Gags when people check out are essentially us laughing at our own mortality aren't they?

cordshoes

It is a little challenge when somebody well know dies, to turn it into a well known phrase.
No disrespect, just a small mind-game to challenge your thoughts.

Mate started with........Captain Tom no Moore. Okay.
My effort of.......Ground Control to Captain Tom...was apparently too soon and/or a bit much.

Cooley

Post it on Twitter and see what response you get.

cordshoes

Cooley
No. You....

fuzzy

Facebook would be fewmin

Cooley

Word is there’s gonna be applause tomorrow night for him.
Is there any end to all this bollocks? My cunty butch dyke neighbours will no doubt be out, making a big show of it all. Johnny Fucking Big Spuds. Like they always do.
Yeah, bring the gags on.....

Placid

cordshoes

Placid much tyre wear?

hendersonjones

Placid
I heard it got left in Barbados

heyho

Cooley totally agree. The 1st ever clap our family never went out. Nor did the GP nor his doctor wife who live over the road. It resulted in a rather sarcastic post on Facebook from our postie neighbour accusing us NHS staff of thinking they were too elitist.

Wanker.

Reason I didn't do it was because I felt it actually was too targeted at the NHS and there were plenty more key workers.

Cooley

heyho Your neighbour sounds a right knobhead. Fucking posties. Finish work at one every day and they still moan. Next time he delivers, make sure you have a dog with big teeth.

SardineTree

Cooley
Mate of mine's a postie and he's fine. Used to coach some big clubs in my area. I don't understand the necessity of wearing shorts though, even in snow! Is it compulsory?

Reggie_Perrin

Did I fuck clap on my doorstep, not once. Anyone who did that and voted Tory wants a fucking good slap. They want the NHS to be two things: poor people’s healthcare and a business opportunity.

Loose_Lips

Reggie_Perrin They want the NHS to be two things: poor people’s healthcare and a business opportunity.

I've always found it strange how much they want rid of it but it basically feeds their kids.

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