Death List 2026

white_dragon

RIP Dave . Done lots of their recipes, a good few regular on our rota. In fact got one for tea tonight, sticky chicken.

Harvest

fuzzy He's never looked a picture of health.

Under-the-ground

90Piesanhour it gets better. So she was pretty much done in . Kidney failure & heart attack. My Mrs & sister wanted to stop everything, but her step dad has refused. She is now coming round.

What an existence to look forward to bed ridden in hospital with no chance of coming out. He has basically caused her more pain & upsetting her children, again. What an absolute pathetic individual. My Mrs was crying her eyes out this morning

90Piesanhour

Under-the-ground Shit. My thoughts are with you, of course.

90Piesanhour

Harvest Had to google this one. Still no idea, as I have never watched Curb your Enthusiasm.

Harvest

90Piesanhour Some love it, some don't. I'm in the former group.

Harvest

90Piesanhour

Flaneur

Wife's sister.

Aged 59, in her bed, discovered by her brother. Natural causes the Doctor says.

Wife's in bits. This one's a hard one.

Jon

Flaneur Oh man. What does natural causes mean at 59? Sorry for your loss.

90Piesanhour

Flaneur Shit mate. Sorry to hear that.

Loose_Lips

Flaneur very sorry to hear that. 59 is far too young.

Cooley

Fuckin’ hell. You, me, Pies, Under the Ground. Been a bad few weeks for the OMJ family.
Condolences, F and Mrs F. You know where we are…..

CharlieG

Flaneur Wow, that's a tough one. Condolences to Mrs F, you and the wider family.

Flaneur

Jon She was a frail diabetic. I think they are being kind.

Thanks for the kind words lads, it's a real shocker - no build up, just the bad news.

Harvest

Flaneur Jeez, so sorry to hear this, awful news.

white_dragon

Flaneur shocking news mate . Condolences.

90Piesanhour

Harvest Sort of mildly amusing. Perhaps if I was American. I know my sister, who now lives in Texas, says she is now appreciating the humour there, so she might think this is hilarious.

Harvest

90Piesanhour It's not really meant to be hilarious, more cringe worthy and awkward.

90Piesanhour

Harvest I think it's like you said, there are two camps. Seems I might be in the first one.

Travis_Bickle

I'm 54.
One thing my lot do is celebrate those we lose really well. We talk for a living so our eulogies are pretty good.
About 10 years ago, we lost a bloke that practised mainly in Teesside. He was a bit '6 Nations'. A bit Barbour and tax cuts. But he could make me laugh so much that I cried until I couldn't see. My day was better when I saw him in a robing room. And he was some advocate. Juries loved him.
He never made 60. I was gutted. But I went to court the next day. I missed him. Seeing his family when we all met in a courtroom and judges and colleagues paid tribute made me fight back tears. But it didn't last. Because it wasn't going to be me.
Fast forward. About a month ago a read a tribute to a Judge we lost. He was 71. I couldn't abide the bloke.
The first thing I did was the maths. How many years I'd have. And how old my kids would be. It fucking killed me.
I hope she rests in peace and you all find some too mate. It sounds so cliched but we do not get a second go.

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