I Wood wroteAsian kid at our school used to go around chatting up girls, saying he was Omar Shariff's secret love child.
Now he says he's Zayn Malik's Uncle. #fuckinsexpest
That's reminded me of an Asian kid we had at our school who, in the second year, towered above everyone including teachers, huge fucker. Name was Asif, nickname was...I think you can work that one out.