I am at home. The wife and dog have packed themselves off to the caravan. Why am I at home - we are having a new kitchen. Already 3 days late because when we ripped it out we found that there was no electrical socket for the cooker so had to find a sparky. There should have been a socket as its clearly labelled in the fuse box but there isnt.
These jobs never go to plan. No dishwasher, cooking facilities and teh words of the wife ringing in my ears - dont you be buying take aways.
