Raposa
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gore
Can Misura please translate as I can't understand a fucking word?
CharlieG
Fucking hell.:O
Guest
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gore
On another fucking train.
Bielsa’s_Bucket
Not moving on M606
Ray_Hankin's_shorts
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Travis_Bickle
Trap 2. Advocates' toilets. Leeds Crown Court. And this isn't an invitation to join me.....!
patlaughter
On me mam's downstairs sofa again with the bad leg on this strange swiss wooden stool whose legs are varnished branches from the local forest. Bored, bored, bored - this being poorly business is dead fucking boring and not at all how I fantasised about when my normal 7 hour week was tiring me out, 'could do with breaking my leg and having a couple of months off' - no longer will I ever hope for such a thing. My mother is trying her best to infantilise me and torture me at the same time, 'would you like soldiers with your dippety egg' - I hate soldiers and I fucking hate eggs, I feel that I'm starring in a twisted version of 'Mercy'. She is also getting sloppy and now only empties the commode once a day. At least I didn't cop for a catheter, that would have brought too many painful memories of the Danish bird back. Bob Reid took me out for a Chinese last night, he asks his partner in crime, 'Mike, now he's on crutches shall we knack him?', he delivers a sloppy punch and I end up on my arse in the doorway of Sainsbury's express. Back on the sofa I have a routine, Radio 6, bottle of wine, lunch 'Doctors',an ace new programme on BBC2 called a place to live (which the cunts aren't playing this week because of the snooker) deal or no deal, pointless, eggheads. My mum then usually whispers loudly to my Dad, 'Why don't you two play cards, he looks bored' and on and on and on it goes. Not that I'm an ungrateful fucker mind.
Reggie_Perrin
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Loose_Lips
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Reggie_Perrin
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Placid
About to drive up to the frozen North.
MolOverBeethoven
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MolOverBeethoven
Yes, you should feel bad. :D
Loose_Lips
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gore
Dee Da-y minus 9 hours
Placid
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gore
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