Where are you now......

Harvest

Jon Cheers. Why can't people live up to how you imagine them to be? The nice bastards.

Jon

Harvest Give them time, they’ll get there eventually.

Harvest

Jon It's easier for everyone.

Placid

In a hotel, going to see a customer tomorrow. Feels weird.

zico

Harvest
It s great isn t it.
The one thing that baffles me is how many of the contestants want a signed photo. They are 55 years old, not 5.
Then there was the chancer who won and asked for a One Year Out T Shirt, as well and Ken Bruce said
"No, we re not made of money" 🤣

Harvest

zico If I'm around at 10.30 I stick it on. I used to think Ken B was a bit of a dick but I've grown to like him, seems like a decent chap. I find myself shouting at the radio when it's on.
'Bonus questions, seventies one hit wonders or millennium boy bands?:
'GO SEVENTIES, GO SEVENTIES ONE HIT WONDERS!!!'
'The seventies were a bit before my time Ken so I'll try boy bands please'
'FUCK OFF YOU ABSOLUTE PRICK!!?'

Also.
'Who had hits with Atomic...'
'BLONDIE'
'.. Sunday Girl...'
'BLONDIE'
'..and Picture This?'
'BLONDIE'
5,4,3,2,1
'Bit before my time Ken, is it Slade?'
'SLADE? GET THIS THICK CUNT OFF. SLADE?'
etc

And those that spend three minutes saying hello to their husband in the next room. And their dog.

zico

Harvest
Saying hello to people and you ve got 30 seconds, I could do it in 2.
Only known about it for about 3 months and I have guessed every girl band I can think of and always get it wrong.

I think Ken s fine, but sometimes I think he may take a dislike to some people
"The Hollies? No, the Hollies were around in the 60 s, but they didn t sing that".

As for 3 in 10, well that is hit and miss, Style Council or Police, great. Olly Murs forget it

Then there was the person who wanted the T Shirt signing,
"It`ll be a bit difficult, because they only come in one colour, black.
Sign it with tippex Ken, that ll fucking teach them.

Harvest

I remember a couple of years ago listening to it as I was driving and one of the questions was, 'Complete this Iron Maiden song title, 'Can I play with...'

'..err...is it 'your daughter' Ken?'

Nearly crashed the car I was laughing so hard.

Rudi

Harvest 🤣

Rudi

I used to deal with a fella years ago who sounded exactly like Ken Bruce. Every time we spoke on the phone I half-expected him to ask me if there was anyone I would like to say hello to. Amazing voice. So warm and familiar. I always felt instantly at ease whenever he came on the phone.

Harvest

Rudi I used to occasionally deal with this bloke on the phone who sounded exactly like Ivor Cutler. Scottish, droll, monotone perfectly formed sentences. He was fantastic. If I listened hard enough I swear I could hear the faint sound of a harmonium in the background.

Rudi

Anyway, I'm in my shed, listening to the rain.

Jon

Harvest No way would I be able to resist blurting out, ‘Cold potatoes.’

Travis_Bickle

Harvest 'shoplifters.....'

Harvest

Jon Tempting. I always had this in mind when talking to him. In fact just listening to this, he sounded exactly like him. I miss them both.

Harvest

zico Anything after 2009 the answer's usually Ed Sheeran I find.

Placid

Sedbergh, Morecombe Bay in the distance.

Harvest

Placid Early start?

Harvest

Sat on the wall after putting the nets up. Sunny Sunday morning.

Harvest

Won 2-1.

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