Jon years ago I was in London to see the RL Challenge Cup final with Mrs H and another couple. Got stuck in the hotel lift and had to wait for London Fireservice. Very kind of a load of Huddersfield fans feeding us beers through the slightly opened doors.
When we were finally rescued the manager looked at us and said 'oh it's hardly surprising the lift broke' (meaning some of us being large). We took offence to this but came up with a compromise to us reporting him - free beer and food for a while 😁😁😁