Recovering from my 3 year olds party yesterday.
Pretty sure we endangered the lives of the light aircraft pilots from Barton with the release of the dinosaur helium balloons.
Chaos through the day, then the adults took over late on. A bottle of Markers Mark took out my mate and triggered some serious vomiting.
My girlfriend then got both barrels due to a tactical late ordered take away which scuppered my plans for a dart into town.
By the time it arrived I was to wankered to eat it. Or get into a taxi.
Oh yeah, new tele ordered as one of the kids took out the current TV with the hammer from the toy kit.
I'm about 2k down.
