I_Wood
Driving through Bradford I have incidents with Mid Eastern Youths everyday, God bless women from Doncaster, love a day at the races.
Harvest
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Travis_Bickle
She was a cracker. Literally. Some years later she punched me harder than any bloke has managed.....
Harvest
You obviously neglected to get her a kebab for her services. Fair's fair.
CharlieG
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Travis_Bickle
Funny you mention fast food. She once threatened to chin a bloke in Bryan's after a session in Woodies. True story.
Raposa
I have a decent tale about a Donny lass.It involves Bradford City,a nurses outfit and a dog shitting on a football pitch!In that order too.I'm working today in Dee Dar land so will report back later.
scootay
I once banged a bird from Keighley. She was pretty tidy actually. I was nailing her from behind and I saw a huge scar all the way up her back. I asked her what had happened and she said she had had her back straightened out
I_Wood
I once banged a bird from Lidget Green, had a discussion about George Micheal's Faith or George Harrison's Got my mind set on you. Fucked her again, spunked on her tits. Saw a picture of her brothers on the Mantle Piece, fuckin Scum part time bantams fans. Wiped my dick on the curtains. Went to a phone box, phoned a taxi. Home, Bed , job done . We are Leeds.
Cuts
Lad I worked with used to bang a bird from the Liberal Club in Castleford purely because she took her false leg off to fuck. He was a sick sod and he'd tell you so, happily. If you saw two women in a bar he'd say, 'I don't like the look of mine.'
scootay
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Reggie_Perrin
Once copped for a bird in Horsham mid 90's. About 10:15 ish. She was getting all "successful assertive bird" with me and if I wanted to go with her then I had to go now. She was a bit posh, neck scarf type, you've seen em. I fancied the fuck but being surly and Northern I wasn't going to be told what to do. So go I did, got the job done, reached for the kecks and she says, in a sort of incredulous sarcastic way "you might even make last orders if you hurry". The only answer, which was duly delivered was "with a bit of luck" as the kecks went up. She wasn't impressed. Threw an umbrella at me from her flat window.Oh and I did make last orders.....to some applause too.
scootay
Once in whitey bay a pretty horrific woman was on me from the instant I walked in the pub. My mate said she looked like the gremlin from the adverts about illiteracy. She was persistent and even when I told her to fuck off she said she loved how aggressive I was. Didn't matter what I did I couldn't shake her off. The nastier I got the more she loved it. Obviously after a while I decided to take her to the beach and let her suck me off. On the way she took a phone call. She replied to the caller saying I won't be long, I'm just gonna fuck a lad on the beach then I'll be home
CharlieG
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Quaker_Oakes
A lady tried to seduce me by rolling spit along her tongue and blowing bubbles.
luxury_scruff
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Sunset_&_Vine
To tie a couple of stories together, was once in the Hairy Lemon in Whitley Bay when a group of about 10 women from Doncaster were just leaving and each one of them grabbed my knackers as they walked past. Whitley Bay and Donny women, always have a place in my heart.
Reggie_Perrin
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scootay
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Djpekingman
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