Djpekingman Back in the 80s. three of us nicked a full keg of beer from a karate club in Digbeth, Birmingham, as they'd left their back door open. We rolled it for probably half a mile through the back streets, then realised the stupidity of actions - we didn't have anything to get the beer out with. So we rolled the barrel all the way back to club. Equally stupid, I know - the madness of drunken youths.
We retraced our steps, and to our surprise there were 3 police dog vans exercising their hounds on a patch of grass just around the corner from where we had turned back. So we probably did the right thing. We could barely walk, let alone outrun 3 alsatians.