-I put it to you that on the night in question you did hit your brother with a Zildjian hi hat cymbal causing actually bodily harm that required an ice pack and a kiss from his Mum to make it better
-And a glass of milk Dad.
-Young man, if you interrupt proceedings once more I will have to ask you to go to your room. And kindly address me as Your Honor. Have you anything to say in your defense young lady, and once again I would strongly advise you to seek counsel other than your Mum, as wonderful a woman as she may be.
-I told him Dad
-Your Honor.
-I told him, take that effing cricket bat and ball outside this is my practice room not the local nets. He never listens...
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