Nit Nat Reborn

thewrongimpression

Thought about going to shop-talked myself out it.

steaua_bukkake

Just left a pan on the hob and all the water's boiled away, there's now a strange smell of burnt plastic in the kitchen...

Mol

Been gorging on chocolate chip cookies and full fat milk all evening. This sobriety is a strange experience, why does milk leave you with a dry mouth?

kaydubya

Had to open the window, my mate's feet fucking hum.

TopMan

Immensely bored. Just tried to do the 'Moonwalk'.

Needs a bit of work.

Bobdobalina

Put clothes in washing machine,probably switch it on soon.

DavidHarveysMonkey

must get up and do work

Was_I_Hopelessly_Deflated

Molasses wrote:dry mouth

Ah, the battle against dry mouth, one of the most fearsome battles known to man.

oneallanclarke

nosebleed of unknown origin

TwoRs

Thinking I should really set off to my leaving do....

thewrongimpression

Slight sore throat. Just watched TV programme about Elton John. No connection.

kaydubya

My phone just beeped with a text message just as I started typing this, whcih is far more interesting than the Wetabix related durge I was going to post and so probably far too interesting for the nit nat thread.

old_codger

Edited to nit nat - tom soup for dinner, pack of pistachio nuts.Too much chocolate on premises.Just about to pop out and buy lunch - probably Heinz tomato soup :rolleyes: tho might be tempted with some Asian fodder depending on what's on offer in the grand little Asian owned shop near my work.Spoilt all the good not-eating work by nicking a chocolate HobNob (chocolate ORANGE in fact :cool: ) and am bravely enduring the guilt :(

Allofenglandsdiseases

My cleaner is doing my ironing, nice girl.

Allofenglandsdiseases

Womble wrote:
Allofenglandsdiseases wrote:My cleaner is doing my ironing, nice girl.
Full description and pictures of said girl please.

Blond, shortish hair, Eastern European, 7/10 after scubbing up.

old_codger

Allofenglandsdiseases wrote:
Womble wrote:
Allofenglandsdiseases wrote:My cleaner is doing my ironing, nice girl.
Full description and pictures of said girl please.
Blond, shortish hair, Eastern European, 7/10 after scubbing up.

Way above yourt usual standards then :P

old_codger

Womble wrote:So very sorry.

I not.

Rudi

Just met a man from Milton Keynes.

kaydubya

I'm not really sure if I need this light on.

old_codger

Stood up too quickly with my gigs on, bit dizzy.