Tolley Cooley The media bang on about potential record high temperatures in Britain, as if it was the same everywhere. It's currently probably just about warm enough for people in Inverness to take their overcoats off.
Cooley Tolley The media’s as bad as the politicians. Cunts all. Thousands will die. No they won’t. Fuck off.
Djpekingman Reggie_Perrin No idea. I was trying find an image a big fan and fat bloke in his underpants.
space Cooley Luckily for the UK the people most at risk from heat related death were culled in the pandemic.
space It's got to the point where the big fan is simply blowing hot air over me to no overall effect.
Sardine-Tree space Partner opened some white grapes from Brazil a couple of days ago to find a large, dried out spider in it’s vines. Nothing against Brazil, best of luck Raph.
space Flaneur I’m surprised we managed to colonise all them hot places. It was all down to Britain's need for spicy food and Olympic standard athletes.
space Tried to tell the Indians I'm in a zoom with about how hot it is here. They laughed at me. I don't know what the Hindi word for "twat" is but I would bet money I heard it today.
