Nit Nat Reborn

old_codger

kaydubya wroteI'm not really sure if I need this light on.

Bet you do, darkness falling

Was_I_Hopelessly_Deflated

Just done a ghost poo.

bushnut

Just drove home with mucky windscreen cos i forgot to fill up the screenwash.

kaydubya

Just been sick in my mouth.

It's a bit burny.

MolOverBeethoven

Small bit of good gak, large bit of shit gak. Decisions decisions.

kaydubya

Womble wroteThere's a special offer for a cheap burger at McDonalds on the back of the bus ticket, not valid at drive thru's.

You'd never get a bus under the barrier.

kaydubya

Clacker wroteI'm having something couriered to the other end of the country today. As its an important (work-related) delivery, I've been given a url and password so that I can log on and track the driver's progress via satnav.I might ring him up and complain if he stops at any motorway services.

Is this it?www.noradsanta.org

DavidHarveysMonkey

i have to hide my sons bike

Was_I_Hopelessly_Deflated

Got a whole load of questions emailed to me by accountant. Ignore, go out for lunch and add onto "to do" list.

Beastie_666

overdosing on Vitamin C to try and clear a cold before friday.

Urei_Voltme

Just read above post. Might watch Scarface again.

DavidHarveysMonkey

i'm going down for a drink, mmm mango juice

TopMan

Just been to the gents lavatory where resting pride of place in the bowl, lies the biggest goddamed turd I ever did see. I imagine whoever it was, would have needed an epidural, 'bout the size of a large aubergine.

kaydubya

Because I ate that pork pie as a starter, I couldn't finish the soup.

kaydubya

I've just been disturbed by a squirrel.

MolOverBeethoven

Clacker wrote
I wroteI'm having something couriered to the other end of the country today.
The eagle has landed.Repeat: the eagle has landed.

Ordered a dozen bottles of Champers from M&S on Monday. Paid extra for Tuesday delivery, still not arrived. I phoned them this evening after being assured they would be here today, the guy admitted they have no idea where they are. This is not just shit service, this is M&S shit service!

smallbone

Went for a shit in the pub, the bog overflowed.

DavidHarveysMonkey

off to watch the end of zulu

bushnut

This milks off, bit's floating in me coffee.

curly

fire alarm just went off at work- do i stay and risk burning or go outside and freeze ?

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