Nit Nat Reborn: Page 3 - One Mick Jones

Nit Nat Reborn

Mol

Weighing up whether phoned bomb threats might get M&S to deliver my order 4 days late.

DavidHarveysMonkey

I'm late

DavidHarveysMonkey

For a meeting, not my period

DavidHarveysMonkey

I can't find the menu.

TopMan

Just lit the lantern, putting my furs and snow shoes on for the short walk down to the local church for the midnight mass.

Not really, I'm at work and the coffee machine has just malfunctioned and performed a dirty protest all over the floor. Christ, I'm gonna have to suck moisture from the moss growing on the window ledge.
Merry Christmas everybody.

onandoff

TopMan wrote:Merry Christmas everybody.

Merry Christmases to all of our readers :)

king_of_the_slums

Hang on, a box of leaver-arch files just fell over, so I've just had to get up and place them in them proper order and upright. I hate a mess me, can't have it.

MickMcCann

Ooh I don't know. :rolleyes:

Leon-de-Loftus

Had sex with t'missus. She's pregnant. I feel weird.

FlashHarry

Got a little bit of bacon stuck in between my front teeth. Can't find anything to pick it out with.

FlashHarry

Nice one. Worked a treat.

kaydubya

I also have some bacon stuck in my teeth. I'll drop you a pm so you can send me that paperclip.

kaydubya

Swiled some tea round my mouth.It dislodged it.It was like having afters. :D

FlashHarry

Got some a little bit of chicken stuck in between my front teeth. Can't find anything to pick it out with. Threw the unfolded paper clip away after picking out the bacon. Damn!

FlashHarry

Panic over: used the folded corner of a post-it note.

fulmine

Just eaten a jacket potato too quickly. Manic heartburn.

FlashHarry

Oh: sip cold milk.

fulmine

Woah, that works. I never need buy a packet of Rennies again. Cheers FH.

MickMcCann

Jesus this is reading like a thriller............. will you lot calm down and have a bit of respect for the thread?

Real_Sociopath

My missus has told me she's put the Christmas decorations away, but the box they live in is still in this room not the loft. I wonder what packaging she used.

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