One Mick Jones
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Nit Nat Reborn
Weighing up whether phoned bomb threats might get M&S to deliver my order 4 days late.
For a meeting, not my period
I can't find the menu.
Just lit the lantern, putting my furs and snow shoes on for the short walk down to the local church for the midnight mass.Not really, I'm at work and the coffee machine has just malfunctioned and performed a dirty protest all over the floor. Christ, I'm gonna have to suck moisture from the moss growing on the window ledge.Merry Christmas everybody.
Merry Christmas everybody.
Merry Christmases to all of our readers :)
Hang on, a box of leaver-arch files just fell over, so I've just had to get up and place them in them proper order and upright. I hate a mess me, can't have it.
Ooh I don't know. :rolleyes:
Had sex with t'missus. She's pregnant. I feel weird.
Got a little bit of bacon stuck in between my front teeth. Can't find anything to pick it out with.
Nice one. Worked a treat.
I also have some bacon stuck in my teeth. I'll drop you a pm so you can send me that paperclip.
Swiled some tea round my mouth.It dislodged it.It was like having afters. :D
Got some a little bit of chicken stuck in between my front teeth. Can't find anything to pick it out with. Threw the unfolded paper clip away after picking out the bacon. Damn!
Panic over: used the folded corner of a post-it note.
Just eaten a jacket potato too quickly. Manic heartburn.
Oh: sip cold milk.
Woah, that works. I never need buy a packet of Rennies again. Cheers FH.
Jesus this is reading like a thriller............. will you lot calm down and have a bit of respect for the thread?
My missus has told me she's put the Christmas decorations away, but the box they live in is still in this room not the loft. I wonder what packaging she used.
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